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[grand orchestral fanfare
playing]

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[music slows, distorts]

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[music rewinding rapidly]

4
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[tinny grand orchestral
fanfare playing]

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[music ends]

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♪ Il ♪

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♪ lumination ♪

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♪ Illumination ♪

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[harmonizing]:
♪ Illumination. ♪

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♪ ♪

11
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- [pig squealing]
- Hyah! Hyah!

12
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[barking]

13
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[whimpering]

14
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- [cat meows]
- [laughing]

15
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[vibrating grunting]

16
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BOTH: Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

17
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- [elephant trumpets]
- [grunting rhythmically]

18
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[Minions speaking Minionese,
laughing]

19
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- [train whistle blowing]
- Uh

20
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[gasps, whimpers]

21
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[grunts]

22
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Eh

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[both laughing]

24
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- [laughing]: Hey.
- Hey. Yoo-hoo.

25
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[grunting]

26
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Oh!

27
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All right, everybody,
gather round.

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This is our latest,
very special exhibit

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where you'll learn all about
your favorite movies

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- and actors.
- Wow. -Ooh.

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Welcome to
The Magic of Hollywood!

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[attendees exclaiming]

33
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Look at all
this cool stuff. Oh.

34
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Look up there. It's E.T.

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[attendees gasping]

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[excitedly]:
Oh, and look at this one.

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- [gasps] Keanu Reeves.
- [glass squeaks]

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[purrs seductively]

39
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[exclaiming, murmuring]

40
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And you all know
George Lucas, right?

41
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- [excited chattering]
- GIRL: Oh, yes, he's great.

42
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[muffled]:
I'd really like to go home now.

43
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Come on, only a few more weeks
left in the exhibit.

44
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You can do it.

45
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Can I at least have
my cell phone?

46
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Oh, George, you're just gonna
use it to call for help.

47
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[sighs heavily]

48
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Oh, and over here,

49
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oh, wow, the most important
figures in the exhibit.

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Without them,
there would be no Hollywood.

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James and Henry!

52
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Who?

53
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Are you serious?

54
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James and Henry.

55
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- Minions.
- I know the Minions.

56
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But I've never seen, uh

57
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James and Henry.

58
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- Yeah. Never heard of them.
- Me neither.

59
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[stammers]

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This is insane!

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James and Henry are legends,
and they changed Hollywood forever.

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Not just Hollywood,
they changed the world.

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And their story is epic.

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- [gasping, murmuring]
- They're what?

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What is she talking about?

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You know what? Change of plans.

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Everybody, sit down. Now.

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All of you. Come on, sit down.

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Tommy. You, too, Glasses
and Mr. Johnson.

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And-and-and you, too,
Bubble Girl.

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[pops]

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As you may know,
throughout time,

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dozens of Minion tribes
have been roaming our planet,

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<i>searching for
the perfect villain</i>

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- <i>to serve.</i>
- [burps]

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[Minions speaking Minionese
excitedly, laughing]

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[singing "Blow the Man Down"
in Minionese]

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♪ Ho, ho ♪
[singing in Minionese]

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OLIVIA: <i>And among them
was a very special guy.</i>

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<i>That's him right there.</i>

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<i>James.</i>

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<i>He liked to draw, paint,
but, above all,</i>

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<i>he loved to invent stories and
share them with his buddies.</i>

84
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- Hey, Alberto. Look at me booka.
- Huh?

85
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¿Te gusta?

86
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Uh um, meh.

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JAMES: Ah. Uh, Eric.
[speaks Minionese]

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Huh? [sputters, mutters]

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Hey, James! Hey!
[speaks Minionese] Okay?

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[stammering]:
Uh, uh, es Sí, sí.

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[groans]

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[grunting]

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OLIVIA:
<i>The rest of his tribe, however,</i>

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<i>they were just interested
in one thing.</i>

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[Minions gasp]

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MINIONS:
Big Boss. Ooh

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OLIVIA: <i>To serve the most evil
master they can find.</i>

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<i>And this guy checked
all the boxes.</i>

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<i>Scary? Check.</i>

100
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<i>Burly? Check.</i>

101
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- <i>Super mean?</i>
- Ooh.

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- Pout! Pout! Pout!
- [people groaning]

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[laughing]

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OLIVIA:
<i>Double check.</i>

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CYCLOPS:
Oh.

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- [laughing]
- MAN: No, no, no!

107
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- Pout! Pout! Pout!
- [panicked shouting]

108
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[laughing]

109
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Pout! Pout! Pout!

110
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[panicked shouting]

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OLIVIA:
<i>He was a perfect ten.</i>

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[laughing]

113
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[Minions shouting excitedly]

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MINIONS:
Pout! Pout! Pout!

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[chattering happily]

116
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Pout! Pout! Pout!

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- [laughing]
- [heavy thudding]

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OLIVIA: <i>To show their new
master how much they cared,</i>

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<i>the Minions did everything
for him.</i>

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[speaking Minionese]

121
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[James humming]

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OLIVIA: <i>But James wanted
to go one step further</i>

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<i>and create something
truly wonderful for his master.</i>

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- [thudding footsteps]
- Uh, uh, what? Ah.

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[Cyclops humming]

126
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Ah. Hey, Big Boss!

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Hey, looka! Looka!
[speaking Minionese]

128
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- [Cyclops sighs]
- [James laughs]

129
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Regarde! [grunts]

130
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C'est tu! [chuckles]

131
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Et c'est nous!

132
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[chanting]:
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

133
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[laughing]

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Pout, pout, pout.

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JAMES:
Uh

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- No, pout, pout, pouta. No.
- [Cyclops laughing]

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- No.
- [laughing, grunting]

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[grunts] Eh?

139
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[Cyclops gasps]

140
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[screaming]

141
00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:05,330
[gasps] Regarde! Regarde!

142
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[whimpering]

143
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[screaming]

144
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- [shouting in pain]
- [shouting in Minionese]

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- [crashing]
- [Cyclops cries out]

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Ah, ooh, ooh.

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- [crashing]
- [grunting]

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[cries out in pain]

149
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[whimpering]

150
00:06:20,656 --> 00:06:22,416
Uh, pulla, pulla
[speaks Minionese]

151
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[straining]

152
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[grunting]

153
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Phew.

154
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[laughs]

155
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JAMES:
Hey, hey, uh, no, no, no!

156
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¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!

157
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Oomph! [air squeaking]

158
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[screaming]

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[pained grunting]

160
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[gasping]

161
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Ow! [grunting]

162
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Oh! Ooh! Oh!

163
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[screaming]

164
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- [thudding, squishing]
- [gasping]

165
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- [grunts woozily]
- [gags]

166
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- Oh, James.
- James.

167
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[chuckles sheepishly]

168
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♪ ♪

169
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[sighs]

170
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OLIVIA:
<i>The Minions were banished</i>

171
00:07:03,008 --> 00:07:04,769
<i>from the Cyclops's island
that day,</i>

172
00:07:04,907 --> 00:07:06,564
<i>and everyone was mad at James.</i>

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00:07:06,702 --> 00:07:08,945
- [speaks Minionese]
- James, James, James!

174
00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:11,534
[shouting angrily
in Minionese, grunts]

175
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- Oh.
- OLIVIA: <i>Well, not everyone.</i>

176
00:07:13,536 --> 00:07:16,505
- [laughing] - <i>One other
Minion found it very funny.</i>

177
00:07:16,643 --> 00:07:18,368
Big Boss. Pout, pout, pout.

178
00:07:18,507 --> 00:07:20,060
[screaming in pain]

179
00:07:20,198 --> 00:07:21,993
[speaks Minionese,
blows raspberry]

180
00:07:22,131 --> 00:07:23,650
[screaming in pain]

181
00:07:23,788 --> 00:07:25,721
Ayah, ouch. [groaning]

182
00:07:25,859 --> 00:07:27,999
[laughing, speaks Minionese]

183
00:07:28,137 --> 00:07:29,966
OLIVIA:
<i>And that was Henry.</i>

184
00:07:30,104 --> 00:07:33,004
- HENRY [sighs]: Ooh la la la.
- [James chuckles]

185
00:07:33,798 --> 00:07:36,007
[speaking Minionese]

186
00:07:37,526 --> 00:07:38,872
Allez.

187
00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:43,014
[stutters] Hey, James.
[speaking Minionese]

188
00:07:43,152 --> 00:07:44,602
Ah, sí, sí.

189
00:07:44,740 --> 00:07:45,982
[rhythmic drumbeat]

190
00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,777
Uh-uh.

191
00:07:50,159 --> 00:07:51,781
Nope. Nope, nope, nope.

192
00:07:56,372 --> 00:07:57,649
Hey.

193
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[speaks Minionese]

194
00:08:01,411 --> 00:08:03,206
♪ ♪

195
00:08:03,344 --> 00:08:05,450
Huh? [laughs]

196
00:08:05,588 --> 00:08:07,521
[Henry laughing]

197
00:08:07,659 --> 00:08:08,764
Mee-ta Henry.

198
00:08:08,902 --> 00:08:10,766
Ah, bello. Mee-ta James.

199
00:08:10,904 --> 00:08:13,458
- Tapioca?
- Ah, oh, tapioca.

200
00:08:13,596 --> 00:08:14,770
[laughs] Ooh, hey.

201
00:08:14,908 --> 00:08:16,703
- [speaking Minionese]
- Sí.

202
00:08:16,841 --> 00:08:18,808
[speaks Minionese excitedly]

203
00:08:18,946 --> 00:08:20,534
Oh, oh. [speaks Minionese]

204
00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:23,537
Hey, oh! [speaking Minionese]

205
00:08:23,675 --> 00:08:25,401
- Ah, o-okay. Sí, sí.
- Sí. Sí.

206
00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:26,885
[laughing nervously]

207
00:08:27,023 --> 00:08:28,404
- Blah.
- [sputters]

208
00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,199
- [both laughing]
- [sighs]

209
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OLIVIA:
<i>And from that moment on,</i>

210
00:08:31,994 --> 00:08:34,617
<i>James and Henry
were inseparable.</i>

211
00:08:34,755 --> 00:08:38,276
<i>The best of friends
and by each other's side</i>

212
00:08:38,414 --> 00:08:40,934
- <i>no matter where they went</i>
- MINIONS: Big Boss! Big Boss!

213
00:08:41,072 --> 00:08:44,282
- <i>or who they worked for.</i>
- Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

214
00:08:45,421 --> 00:08:48,113
<i>Their next master
was extremely promising,</i>

215
00:08:48,251 --> 00:08:52,532
<i>very powerful and,
more importantly, very evil.</i>

216
00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:57,157
<i>And his book-- ooh, dear me,
it had some wicked spells in it.</i>

217
00:08:57,295 --> 00:08:58,883
Misha stroganoff.

218
00:08:59,021 --> 00:09:00,954
[vocalizing, whistling]

219
00:09:01,092 --> 00:09:02,645
Oh la la la.
[speaking Minionese]

220
00:09:02,783 --> 00:09:04,198
[shouts in foreign language]

221
00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:05,579
Brush up! Brush up!

222
00:09:05,717 --> 00:09:07,650
[speaks Minionese,
laughs nervously]

223
00:09:08,513 --> 00:09:11,309
No touch of la bookiski.

224
00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:15,347
- No touch of!
- Okay, okay. No touch of.

225
00:09:17,729 --> 00:09:18,972
Ah. [laughing]

226
00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:21,215
- No touch of!
- [yelps] Bah no, no.

227
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,770
[hushed]:
Hey, James. James.

228
00:09:23,908 --> 00:09:25,461
Come here, come here. Looka.

229
00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,014
Touch of la bookiski.

230
00:09:27,843 --> 00:09:29,534
[chuckles]:
Oh.

231
00:09:29,672 --> 00:09:31,225
Looka. Come here, come here.

232
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,433
[grunts]

233
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,434
Oh.

234
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,298
Bella la monstra.

235
00:09:35,436 --> 00:09:36,576
[laughing]

236
00:09:36,714 --> 00:09:39,613
Ooh la. Ooh.

237
00:09:40,683 --> 00:09:42,305
Oh, oh! La! La rabbit!

238
00:09:42,443 --> 00:09:44,722
Holy kawaii! Voy a la spella.

239
00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:46,344
Uh [clears throat]

240
00:09:46,482 --> 00:09:49,071
[speaking foreign language]

241
00:09:49,209 --> 00:09:50,520
♪ ♪

242
00:09:50,659 --> 00:09:51,798
[crackling]

243
00:09:51,936 --> 00:09:53,489
- [Minions gasping]
- [soft rumbling]

244
00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:56,009
- [exclaiming, whimpering]
- [magical tinkling]

245
00:09:56,975 --> 00:10:00,358
[deep purring]

246
00:10:00,496 --> 00:10:01,704
BOTH:
Aw.

247
00:10:01,842 --> 00:10:03,326
[speaks Minionese] cute-a.

248
00:10:03,464 --> 00:10:05,156
[chirps]

249
00:10:05,294 --> 00:10:06,467
[roaring viciously]

250
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,710
[screaming]

251
00:10:07,848 --> 00:10:10,092
[wind whistling]

252
00:10:12,301 --> 00:10:13,371
[snarling]

253
00:10:14,821 --> 00:10:17,893
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

254
00:10:18,756 --> 00:10:20,965
[Wizard shouting
in foreign language]

255
00:10:21,966 --> 00:10:23,484
[wind whistles]

256
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,901
[screaming]

257
00:10:26,556 --> 00:10:28,766
[cries out]

258
00:10:28,904 --> 00:10:31,838
[panting, whimpering]

259
00:10:32,735 --> 00:10:35,289
Uh, hah. Blah. Command-Zed.

260
00:10:36,325 --> 00:10:38,465
Command-Zed!

261
00:10:38,603 --> 00:10:40,294
- Undo!
- [growling]

262
00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,193
Command-Zed!

263
00:10:42,331 --> 00:10:43,504
Undo!

264
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,955
[strained growling, roaring]

265
00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:50,132
[bellowing]

266
00:10:53,825 --> 00:10:55,689
[crackling]

267
00:10:55,827 --> 00:10:57,829
[Minions groaning weakly]

268
00:10:57,967 --> 00:11:01,661
OLIVIA: <i>Once again, the Minions
had inadvertently lost a master.</i>

269
00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:03,559
[groaning]

270
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,767
Henry! [laughing]

271
00:11:04,905 --> 00:11:06,596
OLIVIA:
<i>On the plus side,</i>

272
00:11:06,735 --> 00:11:08,944
<i>James and Henry's friendship
became stronger that day</i>

273
00:11:09,082 --> 00:11:10,497
- Uh
- Uh [laughs nervously]

274
00:11:10,635 --> 00:11:11,947
OLIVIA:
<i>even if it made</i>

275
00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:13,811
<i>some of the other Minions
unhappy.</i>

276
00:11:13,949 --> 00:11:17,124
[speaking Minionese angrily]

277
00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:18,885
[grunts]

278
00:11:19,023 --> 00:11:20,852
[snickering]

279
00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:22,923
[gasping, panting]

280
00:11:23,061 --> 00:11:24,891
[strained grunting]

281
00:11:25,029 --> 00:11:27,100
OLIVIA:
<i>Oh, this is Ed, by the way.</i>

282
00:11:27,238 --> 00:11:29,965
<i>He's a friendly Minion
who is a bit hard of hearing.</i>

283
00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:31,829
[blows raspberry]

284
00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:34,832
<i>So they came up with a way of
communicating with each other.</i>

285
00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:37,282
- Y polenta, la mango.
- Mm-hmm.

286
00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:38,698
[grunts]

287
00:11:38,836 --> 00:11:40,596
[laughing]

288
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,011
Come here.

289
00:11:42,149 --> 00:11:43,495
Huh?

290
00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:51,400
♪ ♪

291
00:11:51,538 --> 00:11:55,853
OLIVIA: <i>And so the Minions went
from one boss to the next.</i>

292
00:11:55,991 --> 00:11:57,544
<i>And there were many.</i>

293
00:11:57,682 --> 00:11:59,304
♪ ♪

294
00:11:59,442 --> 00:12:00,616
[growling]

295
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,722
- The Big Boss!
- [cheering]

296
00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:04,793
[toilet flushing]

297
00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:07,727
CHRIS:
Uh, buddies. [stammers]

298
00:12:07,865 --> 00:12:09,590
Por favor. [whimpers]

299
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,178
Uh. Huh? Ah!

300
00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:12,317
[grunts]

301
00:12:12,455 --> 00:12:13,836
[mummy screams]

302
00:12:14,664 --> 00:12:16,425
MINIONS:
Oh, Chris!

303
00:12:17,288 --> 00:12:19,290
- [pirate laughing]
- [Minions growling]

304
00:12:19,428 --> 00:12:21,016
[Minions shouting]

305
00:12:21,154 --> 00:12:22,845
[grunts]

306
00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:25,883
[pirate screams]

307
00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:27,608
MINIONS:
Oh, Bill.

308
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,817
[pirate screaming]

309
00:12:28,955 --> 00:12:31,164
[snoring]

310
00:12:34,063 --> 00:12:35,616
MINIONS:
Oh, Patrick.

311
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,964
[shouting in Minionese,
grunting]

312
00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:41,243
- [bamboo creaking]
- Huh?

313
00:12:42,037 --> 00:12:43,624
MINIONS:
Oh, Brian.

314
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,557
♪ ♪

315
00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:47,283
OLIVIA:
<i>But after a while,</i>

316
00:12:47,421 --> 00:12:50,390
<i>they couldn't find
any more evil masters to serve.</i>

317
00:12:50,528 --> 00:12:53,773
<i>For a very long time,
the Minions wandered about,</i>

318
00:12:53,911 --> 00:12:56,292
<i>tired and losing hope.</i>

319
00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:57,604
[panting]

320
00:12:57,742 --> 00:12:59,606
Okay. [speaking Minionese]

321
00:12:59,744 --> 00:13:00,607
Okay?

322
00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:02,160
[speaking Minionese]

323
00:13:02,298 --> 00:13:04,024
OLIVIA: <i>And that
very bossy Minion there,</i>

324
00:13:04,162 --> 00:13:05,750
<i>that's Dick.</i>

325
00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:07,648
<i>He barked at everyone
to make camp for the night.</i>

326
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,133
- [James and Henry laughing]
- Eh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.

327
00:13:09,271 --> 00:13:11,445
[speaking Minionese]

328
00:13:12,308 --> 00:13:13,931
OLIVIA:
<i>Now, because of their nonstop</i>

329
00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:16,519
<i>blabbering and giggling,
Dick ordered Henry and James</i>

330
00:13:16,657 --> 00:13:20,178
<i>to go sleep away from
everyone else, as per usual.</i>

331
00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:21,973
- [snoring]
- <i>Which was fine with them,</i>

332
00:13:22,111 --> 00:13:24,010
<i>as it meant they could
stay up all night</i>

333
00:13:24,148 --> 00:13:27,323
<i>discussing the meaning of life,
the cosmos,</i>

334
00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:29,429
<i>their hopes, their dreams.</i>

335
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,776
[James and Henry
speaking Minionese]

336
00:13:32,881 --> 00:13:35,262
- HENRY: Ooh la la. [speaks Minionese]
- JAMES: Bank you.

337
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,161
- Bellissimo, James.
- Uh-huh.

338
00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:38,369
Ah. [speaks Minionese] Dick.

339
00:13:38,507 --> 00:13:39,819
[speaks Minionese]
asparagus.

340
00:13:39,957 --> 00:13:42,235
Mick or no.
Mick or no. Mick or no.

341
00:13:42,373 --> 00:13:46,101
- [laughing] - DICK: Hey, yo!
Henry, James! Sleepa!

342
00:13:46,239 --> 00:13:47,205
[growls in frustration]

343
00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:50,036
[snickering, laughing quietly]

344
00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:54,247
[Henry and James snoring]

345
00:13:55,317 --> 00:13:58,078
[snoring continues]

346
00:13:58,216 --> 00:14:00,529
DICK:
Hey. [speaking Minionese]

347
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:01,979
Go, go, go.

348
00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:04,636
- Hey, Henry, wake up.
- Huh? [speaks Minionese]

349
00:14:04,774 --> 00:14:06,397
[speaking Minionese]

350
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:10,090
- [speaks Minionese]
- [stutters, speaks Minionese]

351
00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:12,127
OLIVIA:
<i>Oof. And with that,</i>

352
00:14:12,265 --> 00:14:14,750
<i>Dick lost his temper again.</i>

353
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:19,030
<i>And he said all he had on
his mind about the two friends.</i>

354
00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:22,931
<i>Henry thought long and hard
about Dick's remarks</i>

355
00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:24,311
<i>and decided to punch him.</i>

356
00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:26,348
- [speaks Minionese]
- [Dick whimpering]

357
00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:29,006
<i>But thankfully Ed intervened,</i>

358
00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:31,767
<i>signed for his friend
to calm down,</i>

359
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,355
<i>breathe deeply</i>

360
00:14:33,493 --> 00:14:35,529
- <i>and</i>
- Hey. Hey! [grunts]

361
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,393
<i>punched Dick himself.</i>

362
00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:39,430
- [shouting]
- [Dick stammering]

363
00:14:39,568 --> 00:14:41,846
Uh, putt, putt, putt, putt.
[speaks Minionese] Okay?

364
00:14:41,984 --> 00:14:43,399
- [grunting]
- [clamoring]

365
00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:44,987
OLIVIA:
<i>Well, this seemed like</i>

366
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,402
- <i>the breaking point</i>
- Looka!

367
00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:48,301
<i>but then Dick saw something</i>

368
00:14:48,439 --> 00:14:51,511
<i>that would change
the Minions' lives forever.</i>

369
00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:53,340
Big Boss! Ah! Ooh! Ah!

370
00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:56,067
- [gunfire]
- ♪ ♪

371
00:14:58,380 --> 00:14:59,760
[dings]

372
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,210
[dreamily]:
Big Boss.

373
00:15:01,348 --> 00:15:02,902
ERIC:
Hey, buddies!

374
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,456
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

375
00:15:05,594 --> 00:15:07,596
[gunfire]

376
00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:11,600
[shouting excitedly]

377
00:15:11,738 --> 00:15:13,188
[laughing]

378
00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:15,190
[exclaims]

379
00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:18,918
- [Minions shouting]
- [horses whinnying]

380
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,992
MINIONS:
Bye-bye!

381
00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:25,545
[Minions shouting excitedly]

382
00:15:25,683 --> 00:15:27,754
- What the?
- [train whistle blowing]

383
00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:29,411
Hyah!

384
00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:37,522
- [Minions chattering]
- [grunting]

385
00:15:38,489 --> 00:15:39,662
[whimpering]

386
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,801
[shouting in Minionese]

387
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,321
[screaming]

388
00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:45,323
- [Klaxon horn honking]
- Huh? Buddies, looka!

389
00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:47,670
- [guns popping]
- [bandit yelps]

390
00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:51,674
To the train!

391
00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:53,780
- [bandit whimpers]
- [Minions chatter]

392
00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:55,678
- Follow him! [grunts]
- Get on up! Get after him!

393
00:15:55,816 --> 00:15:57,715
Go, go, go!

394
00:15:57,853 --> 00:15:59,372
Hmm? [gasps]

395
00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:01,581
- After him!
- Come here, you little

396
00:16:03,272 --> 00:16:05,067
[strained grunting]

397
00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:07,932
- Hey! [yelling]
- [grunts]

398
00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:09,244
[whistling]

399
00:16:09,382 --> 00:16:10,521
[grunts]

400
00:16:10,659 --> 00:16:11,832
Huh? Oh.

401
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:12,972
[laughs]

402
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:16,216
- [Minions chattering]
- [bandit whimpers]

403
00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:20,703
[yelps]

404
00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:23,672
Hey! Down here!

405
00:16:28,435 --> 00:16:29,954
[whimpers, grunts]

406
00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:31,507
[grunts]

407
00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:32,888
Buddies! Helpa me!

408
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,339
- [bandit screaming]
- [clamoring]

409
00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:36,857
[gasps]

410
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,894
[yelling, straining]

411
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,000
[clamoring continues]

412
00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:43,243
[straining, yelling]

413
00:16:46,246 --> 00:16:47,799
[strained grunting]

414
00:16:47,937 --> 00:16:49,077
[Minions shouting]

415
00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:51,182
- What? Oh!
- [engine sputtering]

416
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,632
[screams]

417
00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:54,185
[clamoring]

418
00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:55,462
[bandit grunting]

419
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,326
- Whoa, whoa!
- [engine sputtering]

420
00:16:57,464 --> 00:17:00,571
["Hooray for Hollywood" playing]

421
00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:02,400
[grunting]

422
00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:05,576
- Big Boss! Hey!
- [Minions laughing]

423
00:17:05,714 --> 00:17:07,129
[shrieks, whimpers]

424
00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:09,614
[screaming]

425
00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:12,893
- [Minions shouting]
- [man yelps]

426
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,412
[shouting in Minionese]

427
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:15,586
[laughing]

428
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:17,070
- Uh, oh.
- Oh.

429
00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:20,315
- [speaks Minionese]
- [laughs]

430
00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:21,695
[shouting in Minionese]

431
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,043
[laughing]

432
00:17:24,181 --> 00:17:26,390
[people shouting and screaming]

433
00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:30,256
[screaming]

434
00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:31,843
Hey, hey, looka.

435
00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:33,086
[train whistle blowing]

436
00:17:33,224 --> 00:17:34,605
- Toot, toot!
- [laughing]

437
00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:37,746
- [whistle continues blowing]
- [woman exclaims]

438
00:17:37,884 --> 00:17:39,713
[whimpering]

439
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:42,164
[shouting excitedly]

440
00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:46,755
[panting, screaming]

441
00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:49,516
[Minions shouting]

442
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,795
[laughing]

443
00:17:53,831 --> 00:17:55,867
[chattering]

444
00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:58,698
[grunting]

445
00:17:59,561 --> 00:18:01,942
- [bandit screams]
- [shouting]

446
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,427
[grunts]

447
00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:05,877
[laughing, shouting]

448
00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:07,707
Uh, uh, oh.

449
00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:09,157
[strained grunting]

450
00:18:09,295 --> 00:18:10,572
Oh, oh, oh.

451
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,160
[yells]

452
00:18:12,953 --> 00:18:14,576
[grunts]

453
00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:17,475
[shouting]

454
00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:24,206
[man yelps]

455
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:27,036
- Hey. Toot, toot!
- [train whistle blowing]

456
00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:29,108
- [laughing] Toot!
- Toot!

457
00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:30,454
- [whistling stops]
- [gasps] -Agh.

458
00:18:30,592 --> 00:18:31,662
- [speaks Minionese] Broke off.
- Huh?

459
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,629
- Toot, toot!
- [laughing]

460
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,044
- Toot, toot, toot!
- Toot, toot!

461
00:18:35,183 --> 00:18:37,426
- [laughing]
- [car horn honks]

462
00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:40,084
[stammering]

463
00:18:40,222 --> 00:18:42,121
- [woman speaking softly]
- [baby babbling]

464
00:18:42,259 --> 00:18:44,295
[screams] Buddies, go, go!

465
00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:46,125
Toot, toot!

466
00:18:46,263 --> 00:18:47,781
[screams]

467
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,163
[straining]

468
00:18:50,301 --> 00:18:51,578
[screams]

469
00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:57,274
[giggling]

470
00:18:57,412 --> 00:18:58,344
[Minions sigh]

471
00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:00,484
Ah! [shouting in Minionese]

472
00:19:01,899 --> 00:19:04,281
- [shouting in Minionese]
- [man whimpering]

473
00:19:05,282 --> 00:19:06,904
[shouting in Minionese]

474
00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:08,975
[clowns whimpering]

475
00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:10,356
[clown laughing]

476
00:19:10,494 --> 00:19:12,599
[whimpering]

477
00:19:12,737 --> 00:19:14,601
[Minions shouting excitedly]

478
00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:17,328
[screams] Please don't hurt me!

479
00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:19,641
MINIONS [dreamily]:
Big Boss.

480
00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:21,505
Phew.

481
00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:22,885
[screams] Look out!

482
00:19:23,023 --> 00:19:24,542
HENRY:
Kumquat?

483
00:19:25,405 --> 00:19:26,337
- MINIONS: Huh?
- [gasps]

484
00:19:26,475 --> 00:19:27,649
BANDIT:
Huh?

485
00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:29,409
No. [grunting]

486
00:19:29,547 --> 00:19:32,343
[metallic screeching]

487
00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:34,656
[panicked shouting]

488
00:19:35,519 --> 00:19:37,797
- [panicked shouting]
- Stop!

489
00:19:37,935 --> 00:19:41,594
Sto

490
00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:44,113
- op!
- [train creaking]

491
00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:45,770
[steam hisses]

492
00:19:49,498 --> 00:19:50,568
[Minions grunt]

493
00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:52,156
[plane engine sputtering]

494
00:19:52,294 --> 00:19:53,399
[crashing]

495
00:19:53,537 --> 00:19:55,470
Toot, toot.

496
00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:57,610
- Cut!
- [stage bell ringing]

497
00:19:57,748 --> 00:19:59,922
Okay, people, back to one.

498
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,200
[crew groans]

499
00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:02,856
[growling]:
And you!

500
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,996
Do you have any idea
what you have done?

501
00:20:05,134 --> 00:20:06,550
[speaking Minionese]

502
00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:08,552
la Boss y, uh, conducto
[speaking Minionese]

503
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:11,244
Huh? E la toot, toot.
Y la James también.

504
00:20:11,382 --> 00:20:12,487
Sí, toot, toot.

505
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,351
[speaking Minionese, shouting]

506
00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:16,145
Stop! Stop.

507
00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:18,147
You've ruined everything.

508
00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:20,046
It was a perfect scene.

509
00:20:20,184 --> 00:20:22,980
All that work. All that money.
All that effort.

510
00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:24,499
Uh [speaks Minionese] No?

511
00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:25,914
- Get out of here.
- [Minions gasp]

512
00:20:26,052 --> 00:20:27,502
You, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you.

513
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,537
- And you.
- Me?

514
00:20:28,675 --> 00:20:30,159
Definitely you. Get out!

515
00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:33,024
- Out! Out, out, out, out, out!
- [Minions whimpering]

516
00:20:33,162 --> 00:20:34,992
- Out!
- [yelps, whimpers]

517
00:20:37,063 --> 00:20:38,892
<i>Verschwindet!</i>

518
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,584
Let's go again.

519
00:20:40,722 --> 00:20:42,033
MAN:
Uh, hey, boss.

520
00:20:42,171 --> 00:20:43,794
We're out of film.

521
00:20:43,932 --> 00:20:45,451
[exhales]

522
00:20:45,589 --> 00:20:48,143
This is not going
to go down well.

523
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,490
♪ ♪

524
00:20:57,394 --> 00:20:58,774
[Klaxon horn honks]

525
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,367
[muttering quietly in German]

526
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:09,613
FRANK:
You tell that no-talent bum

527
00:21:09,751 --> 00:21:11,925
if he messes up again,
he's fired!

528
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,065
And then send him
a bottle of champagne

529
00:21:14,203 --> 00:21:16,171
because it's his birthday.
[chuckles]

530
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,587
Oh! There he is.

531
00:21:18,725 --> 00:21:20,520
- Our favorite director.
- [chuckles nervously]

532
00:21:20,658 --> 00:21:21,832
Hello, Mr. Bright.

533
00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:23,558
- Mr. Bright.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

534
00:21:23,696 --> 00:21:25,180
- [yells] - All right,
let's see what you shot.

535
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,181
[strained grunting]

536
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,665
Roll the scene, now.

537
00:21:27,803 --> 00:21:29,633
We are so excited to see it.

538
00:21:29,771 --> 00:21:31,082
Come on, let's go.

539
00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:32,808
Just so you know, Mr. Bright,

540
00:21:32,946 --> 00:21:34,362
we had [gulps]

541
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,674
a small problem.

542
00:21:36,812 --> 00:21:37,882
A problem?

543
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:40,126
Is just a puzzle
for friends to solve.

544
00:21:40,264 --> 00:21:42,128
Problems cost money, Elwood.

545
00:21:42,266 --> 00:21:43,612
If this scene is terrible,

546
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,720
you will never work
in this town again.

547
00:21:47,858 --> 00:21:49,135
But we're sure you'll do great

548
00:21:49,273 --> 00:21:51,102
in any number of other towns.
[chuckles]

549
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,449
[Max chuckles weakly]

550
00:21:52,587 --> 00:21:54,140
Roll the scene, please,
and thank you.

551
00:21:54,278 --> 00:21:56,315
- [film projector clicking]
- [piano playing jaunty tune]

552
00:22:01,561 --> 00:22:03,632
♪ ♪

553
00:22:10,398 --> 00:22:13,124
[dramatic piano music plays]

554
00:22:18,302 --> 00:22:20,339
[whimpers]:
Ooh, here we go.

555
00:22:20,477 --> 00:22:22,686
♪ ♪

556
00:22:23,687 --> 00:22:25,309
What is going on?

557
00:22:25,447 --> 00:22:27,760
MAX: I know. That's what I was
trying to tell you at the

558
00:22:27,898 --> 00:22:28,830
[whimpers]

559
00:22:28,968 --> 00:22:30,487
[Frank grunts]

560
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,385
What are those things?

561
00:22:32,523 --> 00:22:34,318
Uh they, uh

562
00:22:34,456 --> 00:22:35,768
FRANK:
You changed the whole scene.

563
00:22:35,906 --> 00:22:37,528
- [dramatic chords]
- MAX: But I didn't.

564
00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:40,497
I oh, boy, I didn't.

565
00:22:40,635 --> 00:22:42,257
It's genius!

566
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:43,603
What?

567
00:22:43,741 --> 00:22:45,294
[jaunty music continues]

568
00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:46,951
The scene, it's great.

569
00:22:47,089 --> 00:22:48,815
It's better than great.
I love it!

570
00:22:48,953 --> 00:22:51,577
Those sickly children,
oh, they're fantastic.

571
00:22:51,715 --> 00:22:53,337
They have to be in
every shot of the movie.

572
00:22:53,475 --> 00:22:54,890
Uh yeah.

573
00:22:55,028 --> 00:22:56,927
[laughs nervously]
Okay. Absolutely.

574
00:22:57,065 --> 00:23:00,068
I'm going to get
my very good friends--

575
00:23:00,206 --> 00:23:02,484
just those, uh, uh,
what's their names--

576
00:23:02,622 --> 00:23:04,900
and put them in the movie!

577
00:23:05,038 --> 00:23:06,523
[laughs nervously]

578
00:23:06,661 --> 00:23:08,801
[music ends]

579
00:23:08,939 --> 00:23:09,836
Sam?

580
00:23:09,974 --> 00:23:11,390
Elwood?

581
00:23:11,528 --> 00:23:13,288
Would you mind playing it?

582
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,703
All right.

583
00:23:14,841 --> 00:23:17,292
[playing "As Time Goes By"]

584
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,675
Ah, that's the stuff, Frankie.

585
00:23:20,813 --> 00:23:23,781
Ah, yes, it is, Elwood.

586
00:23:23,919 --> 00:23:26,853
Schnell! Schnell!
Get me my car!

587
00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:28,821
- [Klaxon horn blaring]
- Faster, faster!

588
00:23:28,959 --> 00:23:31,271
We need to find them.
Where are they?

589
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,445
Get out of the way!

590
00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:34,309
Move it, move it!

591
00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:35,759
[horns honking]

592
00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:40,108
SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]:
Give women the vote!

593
00:23:40,246 --> 00:23:41,592
Give women the vote!

594
00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:43,352
- Give women the vote!
- Take the next right.

595
00:23:43,491 --> 00:23:45,078
They could be on Sunset.

596
00:23:46,494 --> 00:23:48,185
- Ah.
- Ah.

597
00:23:48,323 --> 00:23:50,221
Oh, looka! [speaks Minionese]

598
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:51,533
Ooh, ooh, ooh!

599
00:23:51,671 --> 00:23:53,362
- [grunts]
- [speaks Minionese]

600
00:23:53,501 --> 00:23:55,054
[grunting]

601
00:23:55,192 --> 00:23:56,607
[Henry laughing] Mmm!

602
00:23:56,745 --> 00:23:57,884
[gasps] Hey, hey!

603
00:23:58,022 --> 00:24:00,231
[chattering in Minionese]

604
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,476
[hocks, spits]

605
00:24:03,614 --> 00:24:04,891
Oh.

606
00:24:05,685 --> 00:24:06,583
[laughing]

607
00:24:06,721 --> 00:24:08,170
[speaking Minionese]

608
00:24:08,308 --> 00:24:09,309
Eh, looka.

609
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,173
[hocks, spits]

610
00:24:11,311 --> 00:24:13,106
[laughter]

611
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:15,419
[speaks Minionese, hocks, spits]

612
00:24:15,557 --> 00:24:17,214
- [laughter]
- VENDOR: Hey!

613
00:24:17,352 --> 00:24:19,250
- MEN: Huh?
- Don't let 'em get away!

614
00:24:19,388 --> 00:24:20,562
[angry shouting]

615
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:22,253
- [police whistle blowing]
- Huh?

616
00:24:22,391 --> 00:24:24,083
[whimpering, screaming]

617
00:24:24,221 --> 00:24:25,394
- [shouting in Minionese]
- [whimpering]

618
00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:26,706
DICK:
Huh? [stammering]

619
00:24:26,844 --> 00:24:28,259
- [screams]
- [whimpering]

620
00:24:28,397 --> 00:24:29,709
[angry shouting]

621
00:24:31,608 --> 00:24:33,817
[frantic chattering]

622
00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:36,923
- [bicycle bell ringing]
- BICYCLIST: Whoa!

623
00:24:37,061 --> 00:24:38,925
- [tires screeching]
- [frantic chattering]

624
00:24:39,063 --> 00:24:40,168
[screams]

625
00:24:41,065 --> 00:24:41,928
[cries out]

626
00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:42,895
[neighing]

627
00:24:43,033 --> 00:24:45,345
- [Klaxon horn honks]
- [gasps]

628
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,864
[Klaxon horn honks]

629
00:24:47,002 --> 00:24:48,452
[laughs]:
My boys!

630
00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:50,868
I've been looking all over
for you. Get in, get in.

631
00:24:51,006 --> 00:24:52,525
- MAN: There they are!
- Uh

632
00:24:52,663 --> 00:24:54,113
- [Dick yelps]
- Get those little guys!

633
00:24:54,251 --> 00:24:55,321
[shouts in Minionese]

634
00:24:55,459 --> 00:24:57,357
- Quick, quick.
- [grunting]

635
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,635
DICK:
Go, go, go!

636
00:24:58,773 --> 00:25:00,499
[tires squealing]

637
00:25:00,637 --> 00:25:03,156
MAN:
Don't let them get away!

638
00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:04,951
MINIONS:
Banana!

639
00:25:05,089 --> 00:25:07,195
[excited chattering
in Minionese]

640
00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:10,301
[muffled chatter]

641
00:25:10,439 --> 00:25:11,855
[muffled laughing]

642
00:25:11,993 --> 00:25:13,546
[speaking Minionese]

643
00:25:13,684 --> 00:25:15,755
Wunderbar. Wunderbar.

644
00:25:15,893 --> 00:25:17,481
Uh, first things first.

645
00:25:17,619 --> 00:25:18,827
Who are you?

646
00:25:18,965 --> 00:25:20,346
- [speaks Minionese] Henry.
- Y James.

647
00:25:20,484 --> 00:25:21,968
[speaks Minionese] Dick.

648
00:25:23,936 --> 00:25:25,213
- [speaks Minionese] Ed.
- Uh

649
00:25:25,351 --> 00:25:26,732
- Soy Peter!
- [speaks Minionese] Ken.

650
00:25:26,870 --> 00:25:30,149
[Minions shouting out names]

651
00:25:30,287 --> 00:25:31,668
[stammering]

652
00:25:31,806 --> 00:25:33,877
Is-is there a name
I can just call all of you?

653
00:25:34,015 --> 00:25:35,119
Bah

654
00:25:35,257 --> 00:25:36,327
Minions.

655
00:25:36,465 --> 00:25:38,985
Look, Minions, my name is Max.

656
00:25:39,123 --> 00:25:40,504
MINIONS:
Bello, Max!

657
00:25:40,642 --> 00:25:42,299
Yeah, hi.

658
00:25:42,437 --> 00:25:44,577
Okay, I'm so sorry
about earlier.

659
00:25:44,715 --> 00:25:47,511
So, I would like
to work with you.

660
00:25:47,649 --> 00:25:49,444
We should make movies.

661
00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:50,652
- Movies?
- Movies?

662
00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:51,964
- Movies?
- Huh?

663
00:25:52,102 --> 00:25:54,035
You don't know what movies are?

664
00:25:54,173 --> 00:25:55,519
Mm

665
00:25:55,657 --> 00:26:00,075
Movies are stories that
play out right in front of you,

666
00:26:00,213 --> 00:26:04,597
and people love them and people
love the people who make them.

667
00:26:04,735 --> 00:26:06,565
[speaks Minionese] storya.

668
00:26:06,703 --> 00:26:09,291
James [speaks Minionese]
La storya.

669
00:26:09,429 --> 00:26:10,879
Le movies? ¿Para mí?

670
00:26:11,017 --> 00:26:13,019
- Sí, James. Sí!
- [James laughing]

671
00:26:13,157 --> 00:26:15,574
♪ ♪

672
00:26:15,712 --> 00:26:18,577
Welcome to
Bright Brothers Pictures,

673
00:26:18,715 --> 00:26:21,476
where we make
all kinds of movies.

674
00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:23,271
Oh, oh!

675
00:26:23,409 --> 00:26:24,824
[laughs]

676
00:26:25,687 --> 00:26:27,620
- Hello, Josh.
- JOSH: Hey, Sam.

677
00:26:29,795 --> 00:26:31,659
Perfect.

678
00:26:33,212 --> 00:26:35,179
[spluttering]

679
00:26:37,906 --> 00:26:39,459
All right, positions, everybody!

680
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,634
- Find your mark
- [busy chatter continues]

681
00:26:41,772 --> 00:26:43,981
♪ ♪

682
00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:51,023
[grunting]

683
00:26:53,163 --> 00:26:54,647
Whoo!

684
00:26:59,721 --> 00:27:01,067
- [cork pops]
- [cheering]

685
00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:03,242
It's a wrap.
Congratulations, everyone!

686
00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:04,657
[excited chatter]

687
00:27:04,795 --> 00:27:06,348
[stammers]

688
00:27:06,486 --> 00:27:08,316
Fantástico!

689
00:27:08,454 --> 00:27:09,558
It is fantástico.

690
00:27:09,697 --> 00:27:11,250
It's exciting, isn't it?

691
00:27:11,388 --> 00:27:13,804
Oh!
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

692
00:27:13,942 --> 00:27:15,979
Ah, James,
I love your enthusiasm.

693
00:27:16,117 --> 00:27:18,015
How about you gentlemen?

694
00:27:18,153 --> 00:27:20,121
- Do you want to make movies, too?
- [cheering]

695
00:27:20,259 --> 00:27:22,537
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
No maka le movies.

696
00:27:22,675 --> 00:27:24,539
[speaking Minionese]
Big Boss.

697
00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:25,920
- JAMES: Mm. -Uh
- [shouting]

698
00:27:26,058 --> 00:27:27,818
- [laughter]
- Le movies!

699
00:27:27,956 --> 00:27:30,062
Excellent. Let's get to work.

700
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,998
So, I need you to act
in a, mm, very simple scene.

701
00:27:35,136 --> 00:27:39,174
Here. You stay here,
and I shall return.

702
00:27:39,312 --> 00:27:40,520
Uh

703
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,005
- [lights thump]
- Oh.

704
00:27:42,143 --> 00:27:43,385
MAX:
Okay, listen up.

705
00:27:43,523 --> 00:27:44,835
So here's the scene.

706
00:27:44,973 --> 00:27:46,526
You see those large,
heavily armed men?

707
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,598
They suspect you have killed
their leader,

708
00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:51,670
and they want you dead.

709
00:27:51,808 --> 00:27:52,774
[imitates slicing]:
Gweek.

710
00:27:52,912 --> 00:27:54,155
Uh, gweek?

711
00:27:54,293 --> 00:27:55,846
- All right, I need you
- [whimpers]

712
00:27:55,984 --> 00:27:58,884
to really sell the drama.

713
00:27:59,022 --> 00:28:01,300
You do a good job,
and you're hired!

714
00:28:01,438 --> 00:28:04,337
You fail, it's back
to wandering the streets,

715
00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:05,891
scavenging for food.

716
00:28:06,029 --> 00:28:08,031
Have fun with it!

717
00:28:08,169 --> 00:28:09,204
Okay!

718
00:28:09,342 --> 00:28:11,275
Ready, action!

719
00:28:11,413 --> 00:28:12,656
- Attack!
- [angry shouting]

720
00:28:12,794 --> 00:28:13,761
[screaming]

721
00:28:13,899 --> 00:28:15,210
Uh, buddies? [screams]

722
00:28:15,348 --> 00:28:17,005
- [screams]
- [grunting]

723
00:28:17,143 --> 00:28:19,111
No, no, no, no, no! [screams]

724
00:28:19,249 --> 00:28:20,906
- [cries out]
- [yells]

725
00:28:21,044 --> 00:28:23,391
- [angry shouting]
- [whimpering] Henry!

726
00:28:23,529 --> 00:28:24,495
[whimpers]

727
00:28:24,633 --> 00:28:27,222
Henry, helpa! [whimpers]

728
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:28,465
[growling]

729
00:28:28,603 --> 00:28:30,467
[shouting in Minionese]

730
00:28:30,605 --> 00:28:32,745
[grunting]

731
00:28:34,022 --> 00:28:35,817
Buddies! [speaks Minionese]

732
00:28:35,955 --> 00:28:38,061
- [chainsaw buzzing]
- [shouting]

733
00:28:40,891 --> 00:28:42,582
- [yells]
- Help!

734
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:43,860
[grunts]

735
00:28:43,998 --> 00:28:45,931
- [laughing, munching]
- [screams]

736
00:28:47,829 --> 00:28:49,831
[screaming, grunting]

737
00:28:49,969 --> 00:28:51,730
- [yells]
- [pained grunt]

738
00:28:51,868 --> 00:28:52,731
[high-pitched scream]

739
00:28:52,869 --> 00:28:53,835
- Skoal!
- Skoal!

740
00:28:53,973 --> 00:28:55,423
- [grunts]
- [whimpers]

741
00:28:55,561 --> 00:28:57,528
- [whimpers]
- Hey.

742
00:28:57,666 --> 00:28:58,564
[screaming]

743
00:28:58,702 --> 00:28:59,979
Cut!

744
00:29:00,117 --> 00:29:01,636
- [stage bell ringing]
- [actors moaning]

745
00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:03,224
- Huh?
- [speaks Minionese]

746
00:29:03,362 --> 00:29:05,709
Okay, that was

747
00:29:05,847 --> 00:29:08,298
[laughing]:
perfect!

748
00:29:08,436 --> 00:29:10,541
[cheering]

749
00:29:11,991 --> 00:29:15,339
Minions, are you ready
to become stars?

750
00:29:15,477 --> 00:29:18,860
And I mean the biggest stars
the world has ever seen?

751
00:29:18,998 --> 00:29:21,069
[cheering excitedly]

752
00:29:21,207 --> 00:29:24,176
- [Max laughing]
- [cheering continues]

753
00:29:26,212 --> 00:29:27,662
[radio stations changing]

754
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,388
- Honey, it's starting.
- [theme music playing]

755
00:29:29,526 --> 00:29:31,217
Oh, goodie.

756
00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:32,943
NARRATOR [over radio]: On this
beautiful spring day of '27,

757
00:29:33,081 --> 00:29:35,049
<i>the world has never been
a better place.</i>

758
00:29:35,187 --> 00:29:37,292
<i>The economy is forever booming</i>

759
00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:40,019
<i>with no sign
of slowing down ever.</i>

760
00:29:40,157 --> 00:29:41,745
<i>People have never been so happy,</i>

761
00:29:41,883 --> 00:29:44,644
<i>and the future has never
looked so bright.</i>

762
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,095
<i>Meanwhile, over in Hollywood,</i>

763
00:29:47,233 --> 00:29:49,132
<i>the new stars
of the silver screen</i>

764
00:29:49,270 --> 00:29:51,134
<i>took the world by storm
and changed the face</i>

765
00:29:51,272 --> 00:29:53,722
<i>of the motion picture
industry forever</i>

766
00:29:53,861 --> 00:29:56,898
<i>with movies like</i> The Good,
the Bad and the Stupids,

767
00:29:57,036 --> 00:29:59,418
Look Behind You And Then Down

768
00:29:59,556 --> 00:30:02,524
<i>and</i> They Came from the Stars
to Hit You With a Frying Pan!

769
00:30:02,662 --> 00:30:04,768
Part Four: Target Miami Beach.

770
00:30:04,906 --> 00:30:08,427
<i>The Minions have become
the kings of the box office,</i>

771
00:30:08,565 --> 00:30:10,774
<i>and it seems like the public
just can't get enough of them.</i>

772
00:30:10,912 --> 00:30:12,431
[laughter]

773
00:30:12,569 --> 00:30:14,502
<i>We spent weeks with
the super-mini sensations,</i>

774
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,194
<i>and we're going to let you in
on a few of their secrets.</i>

775
00:30:17,332 --> 00:30:19,369
<i>Our boys have moved into
a luxurious house</i>

776
00:30:19,507 --> 00:30:21,302
<i>in Beverly Hills</i>

777
00:30:22,165 --> 00:30:23,407
<i>where they'll be able to enjoy</i>

778
00:30:23,545 --> 00:30:25,478
<i>a comfortably large game room</i>

779
00:30:25,616 --> 00:30:26,721
[shouting happily]

780
00:30:26,859 --> 00:30:28,274
[Minions groaning]

781
00:30:28,412 --> 00:30:30,621
<i>and an equally comfortable
gigantic sauna.</i>

782
00:30:30,759 --> 00:30:32,520
[Minions grunt, groan]

783
00:30:32,658 --> 00:30:34,073
<i>Their lives have changed</i>

784
00:30:34,211 --> 00:30:36,110
- <i>since fame hit them.</i>
- WOMAN: Look, Minions!

785
00:30:36,248 --> 00:30:38,181
NARRATOR: <i>They can't go
anywhere without being recognized.</i>

786
00:30:38,319 --> 00:30:41,667
- [fans shouting]
- <i>[laughs] Run, boys, run!</i>

787
00:30:42,461 --> 00:30:45,257
<i>Looks are everything
in Tinseltown,</i>

788
00:30:45,395 --> 00:30:46,706
<i>and the Minions are always
on the hunt</i>

789
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,848
<i>for the hottest,
most modern looks.</i>

790
00:30:49,986 --> 00:30:52,333
♪ ♪

791
00:30:53,161 --> 00:30:54,922
<i>What trendsetters.</i>

792
00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:57,648
<i>What fashion icons.</i>

793
00:30:57,786 --> 00:30:59,340
<i>And not only that,</i>

794
00:30:59,478 --> 00:31:02,722
<i>now there's Minions merchandise.</i>

795
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,277
<i>What will they think of next?</i>

796
00:31:05,415 --> 00:31:06,726
♪ ♪

797
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,281
<i>And boy, Hollywood has
never seen parties</i>

798
00:31:09,419 --> 00:31:11,766
<i>like the ones those classy
gentlemen are throwing.</i>

799
00:31:11,904 --> 00:31:13,354
[elephant trumpets]

800
00:31:13,492 --> 00:31:16,150
<i>Yes, the Minions
are on top of the world.</i>

801
00:31:16,288 --> 00:31:18,497
<i>They truly have it all.</i>

802
00:31:18,635 --> 00:31:20,671
♪ ♪

803
00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:23,329
[stage bell ringing]

804
00:31:24,952 --> 00:31:26,022
[sighs]

805
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,644
[slurping]

806
00:31:30,198 --> 00:31:31,441
JAMES:
Bank you, bank you.

807
00:31:31,579 --> 00:31:33,098
[speaking Minionese]

808
00:31:33,236 --> 00:31:34,823
Okay? Hah. [speaks Minionese]

809
00:31:34,962 --> 00:31:37,757
[speaking rapidly in Minionese]

810
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,415
[grunting]

811
00:31:41,382 --> 00:31:42,210
[grunts]

812
00:31:42,348 --> 00:31:44,281
- Gooda, huh?
- Loving it.

813
00:31:44,419 --> 00:31:45,973
- [laughs, grunts]
- [shrieks]

814
00:31:46,697 --> 00:31:48,354
- [grunts]
- [shouts in Minionese]

815
00:31:48,492 --> 00:31:49,631
[coughs]

816
00:31:49,769 --> 00:31:51,185
[speaking Minionese, gasps]

817
00:31:51,323 --> 00:31:54,533
[speaking Minionese]

818
00:31:54,671 --> 00:31:56,224
Para aquí, eh?

819
00:31:56,362 --> 00:31:57,536
Aquí.

820
00:31:58,399 --> 00:31:59,883
- Wow.
- Incredible.

821
00:32:00,021 --> 00:32:01,885
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Sergei!

822
00:32:02,023 --> 00:32:04,577
[speaking Minionese]
película. Looka.

823
00:32:04,715 --> 00:32:06,476
[grunts, speaks Minionese]

824
00:32:06,614 --> 00:32:07,649
- Okay?
- On it.

825
00:32:07,787 --> 00:32:08,788
[speaks Minionese]

826
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,895
[speaking Minionese]

827
00:32:12,033 --> 00:32:14,829
Okay? [speaking Minionese]

828
00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:16,520
[laughs]:
James, my boy,

829
00:32:16,658 --> 00:32:18,833
you have a real gift
for filmmaking.

830
00:32:18,971 --> 00:32:20,386
Ah, bank you.

831
00:32:20,524 --> 00:32:23,217
Ja, you have what it takes
to become a director.

832
00:32:23,355 --> 00:32:25,253
There could even be an Oscar
in your future.

833
00:32:25,391 --> 00:32:27,117
O-Oscar? [speaks Minionese]

834
00:32:27,255 --> 00:32:31,673
Ah, it's an award given out to
the best films and filmmakers.

835
00:32:31,811 --> 00:32:33,468
Ah

836
00:32:34,297 --> 00:32:37,610
And the Oscar for
the best movie ever goes to

837
00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:38,922
[drumroll]

838
00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:40,199
James.

839
00:32:40,337 --> 00:32:42,546
- [exclaiming, cheering]
- [applause]

840
00:32:43,616 --> 00:32:46,240
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Bank you, bank you!

841
00:32:46,378 --> 00:32:48,069
[gasps]

842
00:32:48,207 --> 00:32:50,382
♪ ♪

843
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,143
- Eh
- [elephants trumpeting]

844
00:32:53,281 --> 00:32:54,662
Bank you!

845
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,940
- Bank you [murmuring]
- MAX: James.

846
00:32:57,078 --> 00:32:58,286
- James?
- [murmuring continues]

847
00:32:58,424 --> 00:32:59,943
Are you all right, my friend?

848
00:33:00,081 --> 00:33:01,117
[microphone feedback]

849
00:33:01,255 --> 00:33:02,704
[both scream]

850
00:33:02,842 --> 00:33:04,741
W-Wait, wh-what's-what's
happening? What is this?

851
00:33:04,879 --> 00:33:06,225
I'll tell you what it is.

852
00:33:06,363 --> 00:33:08,158
It's the future of cinema.

853
00:33:08,296 --> 00:33:09,608
Everyone's doing it, Max.

854
00:33:09,746 --> 00:33:13,784
From now on,
our movies are gonna have

855
00:33:13,922 --> 00:33:15,683
[over speakers]:
sound.

856
00:33:15,821 --> 00:33:17,581
[Minions gasping]

857
00:33:17,719 --> 00:33:20,584
That right there, what
I just said, that was sound.

858
00:33:20,722 --> 00:33:22,103
[exclaiming]

859
00:33:22,241 --> 00:33:23,656
- [chattering in Minionese]
- [microphone thumps, feedback]

860
00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:27,315
I have a very good feeling
about this.

861
00:33:27,453 --> 00:33:29,145
- [stage bell ringing]
- Quiet, everyone.

862
00:33:29,283 --> 00:33:30,905
Are you ready, Henry?

863
00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:32,113
Ah, sí, sí, sí.

864
00:33:32,251 --> 00:33:34,012
This will be great.

865
00:33:35,151 --> 00:33:37,222
Okay, we're recording.

866
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,569
And action.

867
00:33:40,259 --> 00:33:41,881
[audio track beeps]

868
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,229
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]

869
00:33:55,412 --> 00:33:57,552
You disappear from my life
five years ago,

870
00:33:57,690 --> 00:34:00,866
and now you think
you can come waltzing back in?

871
00:34:01,004 --> 00:34:03,489
Well, no. No, I say!

872
00:34:04,145 --> 00:34:07,390
Get lost, you handsome bastard.

873
00:34:08,218 --> 00:34:09,323
[gasps]

874
00:34:09,461 --> 00:34:11,842
Oh, Humphrey. [giggles]

875
00:34:11,980 --> 00:34:14,845
My mother warned me
about men like you.

876
00:34:20,127 --> 00:34:21,714
[clears throat]

877
00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:24,579
Mm, baby,

878
00:34:24,717 --> 00:34:27,375
piñata, carbonara,

879
00:34:27,513 --> 00:34:29,170
lasagna.

880
00:34:29,308 --> 00:34:31,034
- [smooching]
- What?

881
00:34:31,172 --> 00:34:32,449
<i>Was?</i>

882
00:34:32,587 --> 00:34:34,348
- What?
- [smooching continues]

883
00:34:34,486 --> 00:34:35,763
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]

884
00:34:35,901 --> 00:34:37,282
[bombs whistling]

885
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,009
Stay with us, Sarge.

886
00:34:41,148 --> 00:34:42,494
We need you.

887
00:34:42,632 --> 00:34:45,738
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?!

888
00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:47,188
[groaning]

889
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,295
[cries out in pain]

890
00:34:50,433 --> 00:34:51,779
Yeah, Sarge?

891
00:34:51,917 --> 00:34:53,919
Sí

892
00:34:54,057 --> 00:34:55,645
chihuahua!

893
00:34:55,783 --> 00:34:56,818
[moaning]

894
00:34:56,956 --> 00:34:58,026
[grunts]

895
00:34:58,165 --> 00:34:59,166
- Cut!
- [stage bell ringing]

896
00:34:59,304 --> 00:35:00,926
[laughing]:
Chihuahua!

897
00:35:01,064 --> 00:35:02,962
[Frank growling]

898
00:35:03,825 --> 00:35:06,207
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]

899
00:35:16,355 --> 00:35:18,185
[glass shatters]

900
00:35:19,013 --> 00:35:21,049
Oh, poop.

901
00:35:21,188 --> 00:35:22,603
MAX:
Cut!

902
00:35:22,741 --> 00:35:24,260
Bikini.

903
00:35:24,398 --> 00:35:26,020
[blowing raspberries]

904
00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:27,815
[laughing]

905
00:35:27,953 --> 00:35:30,266
- [laughing continues]
- Can I have a cup of coffee, please?

906
00:35:30,404 --> 00:35:31,991
Tiny bit of milk.

907
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,201
Two sugars.

908
00:35:34,339 --> 00:35:35,892
Thank you.

909
00:35:36,858 --> 00:35:38,136
Balzac!

910
00:35:39,413 --> 00:35:41,346
This is a disaster!
We've lost millions!

911
00:35:41,484 --> 00:35:43,071
- [Minions gasp]
- No.

912
00:35:43,210 --> 00:35:45,143
- You know who I blame?
- Them!

913
00:35:45,281 --> 00:35:46,765
Sadly, yes.

914
00:35:46,903 --> 00:35:48,422
Get out of here!

915
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,044
But we wish you the best
of luck in your new endeavor,

916
00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:51,597
and we hope
we can still be friends

917
00:35:51,735 --> 00:35:53,772
- who never speak to each other.
- Leave.

918
00:35:53,910 --> 00:35:56,188
And have a great life
away from us.

919
00:35:56,326 --> 00:35:58,880
[speaking Minionese]

920
00:36:00,123 --> 00:36:01,883
Mbappé de Platini.

921
00:36:02,021 --> 00:36:03,161
[speaks Minionese] Oscar.

922
00:36:03,299 --> 00:36:04,679
O-Oscar?

923
00:36:04,817 --> 00:36:07,786
James, you're never
going to win an Oscar.

924
00:36:07,924 --> 00:36:08,959
You're done.

925
00:36:09,097 --> 00:36:10,444
You're fired!

926
00:36:10,582 --> 00:36:12,308
- [gasping]
- [door opens]

927
00:36:12,446 --> 00:36:14,102
[dogs barking]

928
00:36:14,241 --> 00:36:15,311
[growling]

929
00:36:15,449 --> 00:36:17,589
[sighing, moaning]

930
00:36:17,727 --> 00:36:20,454
- MAX: Goodbye, Ridley.
- Goodbye, Max.

931
00:36:20,592 --> 00:36:22,870
- <i>Auf Wiedersehen, Eric.</i>
- Bye-bye, Max.

932
00:36:23,008 --> 00:36:25,838
- <i>Hasta la vista, Quentin.</i>
- Bye-bye, Max.

933
00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:28,358
- Goodbye, Stephen.
- Tschüss!

934
00:36:28,496 --> 00:36:30,981
- <i>Ciao, Federico.</i>
- Bye-bye, Max.

935
00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:32,500
[groans] Dick.

936
00:36:32,638 --> 00:36:33,950
[grumbles]:
Max.

937
00:36:35,331 --> 00:36:38,817
Henry, James, good luck,
my friends.

938
00:36:38,955 --> 00:36:41,440
- [James whimpers]
- Don't worry, boys.

939
00:36:41,578 --> 00:36:43,891
It's just a minor setback.

940
00:36:44,029 --> 00:36:45,237
- [crying]
- [gasps]

941
00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:46,652
[crying continues]

942
00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:48,344
Bank you.

943
00:36:48,482 --> 00:36:50,691
You're going to be fine, James.

944
00:36:50,829 --> 00:36:53,659
You're going to do great things.

945
00:36:53,797 --> 00:36:56,110
DICK: Henry! James!
[shouts in Minionese]

946
00:36:56,248 --> 00:36:57,974
Bye-bye, Max.

947
00:37:00,873 --> 00:37:03,566
♪ ♪

948
00:37:13,748 --> 00:37:15,163
- [gate rattling]
- [Dick groans]

949
00:37:15,302 --> 00:37:16,924
No, no, no.

950
00:37:17,062 --> 00:37:18,132
¿Por qué?

951
00:37:18,270 --> 00:37:20,824
[shouting in Minionese, sobs]

952
00:37:20,962 --> 00:37:22,999
[thunder rumbling]

953
00:37:23,137 --> 00:37:25,967
[groans, mumbling in Minionese]

954
00:37:26,105 --> 00:37:27,659
[thunder crashing]

955
00:37:27,797 --> 00:37:29,833
♪ ♪

956
00:37:31,973 --> 00:37:34,942
[panting]

957
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,530
[thunder crashing]

958
00:37:36,668 --> 00:37:40,361
Ah [shouting in Minionese]

959
00:37:40,499 --> 00:37:42,708
[Minions panting]

960
00:37:43,709 --> 00:37:45,401
[distant thunder crashing]

961
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:47,334
[grunts]

962
00:37:47,472 --> 00:37:49,681
[Minions murmuring]

963
00:37:51,234 --> 00:37:52,822
Uh, okay.

964
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,444
[speaks Minionese]

965
00:37:54,582 --> 00:37:56,722
[murmuring quietly]

966
00:38:07,561 --> 00:38:10,391
[sighs, speaks Minionese]

967
00:38:11,185 --> 00:38:13,532
Hey, Victor, bood night.

968
00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:15,603
- VICTOR: Bood night, Peter.
- Hey, Nick, bood night.

969
00:38:15,741 --> 00:38:17,467
- Ha, bood night, Greg.
- Bood night, George.

970
00:38:17,605 --> 00:38:18,882
- Bood night, Stephen.
- Bood night, Bruno.

971
00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:20,401
- Bood night, Julian.
- Thomas, bood night.

972
00:38:20,539 --> 00:38:23,266
[moaning]

973
00:38:23,404 --> 00:38:24,612
[grunts]

974
00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:27,477
Bood night, James.

975
00:38:27,615 --> 00:38:29,307
[sighs sadly]

976
00:38:29,445 --> 00:38:31,654
[Minions snoring]

977
00:38:36,555 --> 00:38:38,764
[speaking Minionese quietly]

978
00:38:44,114 --> 00:38:45,184
Hmm.

979
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,772
Huh?

980
00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:48,360
[gasps]

981
00:38:50,983 --> 00:38:53,158
[speaks Minionese]

982
00:38:53,296 --> 00:38:54,918
Eu-Eureka.

983
00:38:55,056 --> 00:38:56,023
Eureka!

984
00:38:56,161 --> 00:38:58,094
[panting, laughing]

985
00:38:58,232 --> 00:39:00,096
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

986
00:39:00,234 --> 00:39:01,511
[laughing]

987
00:39:01,649 --> 00:39:02,685
[speaks Minionese]

988
00:39:02,823 --> 00:39:03,686
Storya.

989
00:39:03,824 --> 00:39:05,204
[speaks Minionese] Minions.

990
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,414
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

991
00:39:07,552 --> 00:39:09,761
Bonanza
[continues speaking Minionese]

992
00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:14,317
[speaking Minionese]

993
00:39:14,455 --> 00:39:15,939
[exclaiming excitedly]

994
00:39:16,077 --> 00:39:17,424
Glory hallelujah!

995
00:39:17,562 --> 00:39:19,564
[laughing]
Henry, come here, come here!

996
00:39:19,702 --> 00:39:21,393
- [Henry mumbling] Huh?
- [speaks Minionese] storya!

997
00:39:21,531 --> 00:39:23,499
- Looka, looka!
- Huh?

998
00:39:23,637 --> 00:39:25,535
[speaks Minionese] movie.

999
00:39:25,673 --> 00:39:27,295
Un movie de Minions.
Con monstras.

1000
00:39:27,434 --> 00:39:29,125
Sí, sí, sí!

1001
00:39:29,263 --> 00:39:31,403
- [hooting happily]
- [Dick clears throat]

1002
00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:32,922
¿Qué pasa?

1003
00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:34,130
Ah, looka, looka.

1004
00:39:34,268 --> 00:39:36,063
James [speaks Minionese]

1005
00:39:36,201 --> 00:39:37,685
in la movies.

1006
00:39:37,823 --> 00:39:40,343
Movies? [speaks Minionese]

1007
00:39:40,481 --> 00:39:42,103
[strains, speaks Minionese]
James.

1008
00:39:42,241 --> 00:39:43,415
Era fantástico.

1009
00:39:43,553 --> 00:39:45,417
[scoffs]
Minions don't maka movies.

1010
00:39:45,555 --> 00:39:46,970
[speaks Minionese] Big Boss!

1011
00:39:47,108 --> 00:39:49,076
[speaks Minionese]
y helpa James.

1012
00:39:49,214 --> 00:39:51,975
[speaking Minionese angrily]

1013
00:39:52,113 --> 00:39:54,046
Big Boss! Big Boss!

1014
00:39:54,184 --> 00:39:55,427
[grunts]

1015
00:39:55,565 --> 00:39:57,187
- [muffled murmur]
- Oops.

1016
00:39:57,325 --> 00:39:59,466
Uh, scusa, Greg.
Uh, all is good?

1017
00:39:59,604 --> 00:40:00,812
[muffled]:
Sí, sí. [grunts]

1018
00:40:00,950 --> 00:40:02,192
[speaks Minionese] movies.

1019
00:40:02,330 --> 00:40:03,677
[speaks Minionese] Boss.

1020
00:40:03,815 --> 00:40:05,403
- [shouts in Minionese]
- [chanting]: Big Boss!

1021
00:40:05,541 --> 00:40:07,681
- Big Boss! Big Boss!
- No, b-buddies.

1022
00:40:07,819 --> 00:40:09,510
Big Boss! Big Boss!

1023
00:40:09,648 --> 00:40:11,201
- Big Boss!
- [door slams shut]

1024
00:40:11,339 --> 00:40:12,927
- [grumbling in Minionese]
- [speaks Minionese] Alles gut?

1025
00:40:13,065 --> 00:40:16,172
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

1026
00:40:16,310 --> 00:40:17,587
[both speaking excitedly]

1027
00:40:17,725 --> 00:40:18,899
[laughing, chattering]

1028
00:40:19,037 --> 00:40:21,798
Come, Ed! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!

1029
00:40:21,936 --> 00:40:24,594
[band playing "Congeroo"
from <i>Hellzapoppin']</i>

1030
00:40:24,732 --> 00:40:26,596
♪ ♪

1031
00:40:26,734 --> 00:40:28,805
[lively chatter]

1032
00:40:28,943 --> 00:40:31,946
MAX: Ooh, there's romance.
[imitates kissing, chuckles]

1033
00:40:32,084 --> 00:40:34,604
How's that going to end up?

1034
00:40:34,742 --> 00:40:36,779
Whoo-hoo-hoo, he's so scary.

1035
00:40:36,917 --> 00:40:39,747
- James, I love your movie.
- Bank you.

1036
00:40:39,885 --> 00:40:42,647
Yes, it's clear
this is a real passion project,

1037
00:40:42,785 --> 00:40:44,062
and you need to make it,

1038
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,857
whatever challenges
get in your way.

1039
00:40:45,995 --> 00:40:47,652
Sí, sí. [speaks Minionese]

1040
00:40:47,790 --> 00:40:49,170
[speaks Minionese] advice.

1041
00:40:49,308 --> 00:40:50,448
Advice?

1042
00:40:50,586 --> 00:40:53,105
- Sí, sí. Bitte.
- Uh, well

1043
00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:54,348
where do I start?

1044
00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:57,385
I mean, eh, uh, yeah.

1045
00:40:57,524 --> 00:41:00,043
Um, you guys have
film equipment?

1046
00:41:00,181 --> 00:41:01,907
Eh no.

1047
00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:03,978
Ah, no film equipment. Uh-huh.

1048
00:41:04,116 --> 00:41:05,255
A crew?

1049
00:41:05,393 --> 00:41:06,809
[laughs]:
Crew. No.

1050
00:41:06,947 --> 00:41:08,845
No crew either? Mm.

1051
00:41:08,983 --> 00:41:12,815
And you wrote a monster movie
with a very big monster?

1052
00:41:12,953 --> 00:41:14,333
Sí. [speaks Minionese]
kaiju.

1053
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:15,887
[growling, laughing]

1054
00:41:16,025 --> 00:41:18,821
And what are you going to use
for your monster?

1055
00:41:18,959 --> 00:41:20,581
Ah, uh

1056
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,032
- [blows raspberry]
- Aha. Okay.

1057
00:41:23,170 --> 00:41:24,033
Listen to me carefully.

1058
00:41:24,171 --> 00:41:25,931
What I'm going to tell you is

1059
00:41:26,069 --> 00:41:28,209
- very, very important.
- [slurping loudly]

1060
00:41:28,347 --> 00:41:29,728
So, if you want

1061
00:41:29,866 --> 00:41:33,283
to make a <i>fantastisch,</i>
very cool monster movie,

1062
00:41:33,421 --> 00:41:36,286
you will need a <i>fantastisch,</i>
very cool monster.

1063
00:41:36,424 --> 00:41:38,288
[sputters, gasps]

1064
00:41:40,463 --> 00:41:42,707
I can't really help you
with that, I'm afraid.

1065
00:41:42,845 --> 00:41:45,433
But I can give you this.

1066
00:41:45,572 --> 00:41:48,126
♪ ♪

1067
00:41:50,093 --> 00:41:52,061
JAMES:
Un-un-un cámara.

1068
00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:54,408
Max, wirklich?

1069
00:41:54,546 --> 00:41:56,514
It was a gift from my father.

1070
00:41:56,652 --> 00:41:58,136
My first camera.

1071
00:41:59,171 --> 00:42:01,726
I'm passing it on to you now.

1072
00:42:01,864 --> 00:42:04,245
I believe in you, James.

1073
00:42:04,383 --> 00:42:06,351
I know you'll do great.

1074
00:42:06,489 --> 00:42:09,734
And remember,
a very cool monster movie

1075
00:42:09,872 --> 00:42:11,943
needs a very cool monster.

1076
00:42:12,081 --> 00:42:14,497
WOMAN:
Max, darling. Come over here.

1077
00:42:14,635 --> 00:42:16,534
Good luck, guys.

1078
00:42:20,296 --> 00:42:21,297
[sighs heavily]

1079
00:42:21,435 --> 00:42:23,299
[speaks Minionese] kaiju.

1080
00:42:23,437 --> 00:42:25,232
- [yelps] Uh
- Ed.

1081
00:42:25,370 --> 00:42:26,958
[rummaging]

1082
00:42:29,650 --> 00:42:30,686
[gasps]

1083
00:42:30,824 --> 00:42:33,033
♪ ♪

1084
00:42:34,172 --> 00:42:35,345
- Oh
- [gasps]

1085
00:42:35,483 --> 00:42:37,244
- Hey, buddies, buddies.
- Sí.

1086
00:42:37,382 --> 00:42:38,659
Maka la movie!

1087
00:42:38,797 --> 00:42:40,696
[laughing]

1088
00:42:40,834 --> 00:42:42,111
[blathering happily]

1089
00:42:42,249 --> 00:42:43,802
Ed saved the day!

1090
00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:45,355
James is gonna get his monster!

1091
00:42:45,493 --> 00:42:47,979
Oh, well,
I'm happy you're happy.

1092
00:42:48,117 --> 00:42:49,221
[Olivia laughs]

1093
00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:50,809
Now do you mind if I go on
with the story?

1094
00:42:50,947 --> 00:42:53,260
Sorry, I get
a little excited sometimes.

1095
00:42:53,398 --> 00:42:55,055
Yes! Please continue.

1096
00:42:55,193 --> 00:42:57,229
What about Dick
and the other Minions?

1097
00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:58,783
Did they find a new boss?

1098
00:42:58,921 --> 00:43:01,544
Ooh, yes, well,
I was getting to it.

1099
00:43:01,682 --> 00:43:04,789
Dick and his friends were
about to fulfill the mission

1100
00:43:04,927 --> 00:43:08,206
of every Minion ever
and find their tribe

1101
00:43:08,344 --> 00:43:11,727
the greatest,
most evil master to serve.

1102
00:43:11,865 --> 00:43:14,143
[chanting]:
Big Boss! Big Boss!

1103
00:43:14,281 --> 00:43:17,905
Big Boss! Big Boss!
Big Boss! Big Boss!

1104
00:43:18,043 --> 00:43:19,493
- [robotic voice]: Attention.
- [shushing]

1105
00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:21,806
Uh, attention, earthlings.

1106
00:43:21,944 --> 00:43:24,602
Cease current activities
and listen.

1107
00:43:24,740 --> 00:43:26,224
[speaks Minionese]

1108
00:43:27,225 --> 00:43:28,847
I am Dort,

1109
00:43:28,985 --> 00:43:31,678
and I was sent here
by the Supreme High Ruler

1110
00:43:31,816 --> 00:43:34,646
to judge this pathetic planet.

1111
00:43:34,784 --> 00:43:36,130
[gasps]

1112
00:43:36,268 --> 00:43:38,063
Big Boss?

1113
00:43:38,201 --> 00:43:41,791
But first, uh, Dort needs
to find loyal assistants.

1114
00:43:41,929 --> 00:43:44,035
Ooh, hey, you,
with the very cool spaceship.

1115
00:43:44,173 --> 00:43:45,933
- [gasps]
- Do you want to serve Dort?

1116
00:43:46,071 --> 00:43:47,555
- Okay, let's go home.
- [imitates flying saucer]

1117
00:43:47,694 --> 00:43:50,110
You can do this kind of thing
on your mom's weekend.

1118
00:43:50,248 --> 00:43:51,767
Oh, yes, and

1119
00:43:51,905 --> 00:43:53,941
- [men laughing]
- MAN: Come on, please.

1120
00:43:54,079 --> 00:43:55,598
- Leave me alone. [yelps]
- [laughter]

1121
00:43:55,736 --> 00:43:57,669
Guys, look at this winner.

1122
00:43:57,807 --> 00:43:59,015
DORT:
Ah, thank you.

1123
00:43:59,153 --> 00:44:00,741
That's very kind.
[clears throat]

1124
00:44:00,879 --> 00:44:03,951
Are you and your burly friends
interested in assisting Dort

1125
00:44:04,089 --> 00:44:06,126
in a potentially
dangerous mission?

1126
00:44:06,264 --> 00:44:08,404
Hey, I think the weirdo
in the lame robot suit

1127
00:44:08,542 --> 00:44:09,819
is talking to us.

1128
00:44:09,957 --> 00:44:13,064
Ha. I can assure you
that this is no costume.

1129
00:44:13,202 --> 00:44:14,272
Um, I mean

1130
00:44:14,410 --> 00:44:15,929
You know, it's dangerous
to hang out here

1131
00:44:16,067 --> 00:44:17,585
dressed as a tin can.

1132
00:44:17,724 --> 00:44:18,863
[raucous laughter]

1133
00:44:19,001 --> 00:44:20,450
[Dort laughing mockingly]

1134
00:44:20,588 --> 00:44:22,556
Ah, ha-ha-ha. Ha, ha-ha-ha.

1135
00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:26,698
A tin can wishes it were
as tough as me, so there.

1136
00:44:26,836 --> 00:44:28,424
- [men growling]
- [knuckles cracking]

1137
00:44:28,562 --> 00:44:31,254
[clears throat] I sense you are
preparing a hostile attack.

1138
00:44:31,392 --> 00:44:32,531
Please stop.

1139
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,395
Oh, yeah? Or what?

1140
00:44:34,533 --> 00:44:35,914
[Dort groans]

1141
00:44:36,052 --> 00:44:37,571
[man screams]

1142
00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:38,814
[thuds]

1143
00:44:38,952 --> 00:44:40,091
[high-pitched yelp]

1144
00:44:40,229 --> 00:44:41,402
Whoa.

1145
00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:43,266
Why, you!

1146
00:44:43,404 --> 00:44:45,130
- [grunts]
- [metallic clang]

1147
00:44:45,924 --> 00:44:47,995
[screaming]

1148
00:44:48,133 --> 00:44:50,377
- [whimpering]
- [scoffs] Now you've done it.

1149
00:44:50,515 --> 00:44:52,620
Dort was on a simple mission

1150
00:44:52,759 --> 00:44:54,174
- [growling]
- [grunting]

1151
00:44:54,312 --> 00:44:57,833
to decide whether or not
Earth should be invaded,

1152
00:44:57,971 --> 00:45:00,007
and then you went and got all up

1153
00:45:00,145 --> 00:45:02,630
in Dort's
facial recognition sensors.

1154
00:45:02,769 --> 00:45:03,977
Dort has made his decision

1155
00:45:04,115 --> 00:45:06,324
regarding the fate
of this planet.

1156
00:45:06,462 --> 00:45:07,566
[gasping in awe]

1157
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,914
Dort is going to invade Earth

1158
00:45:10,052 --> 00:45:13,262
and enslave humanity!

1159
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,852
[laughs]
Hey, hey, scusa, scusa.

1160
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:18,992
Ah, greetings.

1161
00:45:19,130 --> 00:45:20,683
- I am Dort.
- [stammers]

1162
00:45:20,821 --> 00:45:22,340
Bello, Dort. Soy Dick.

1163
00:45:22,478 --> 00:45:24,100
Salutations, Richard.

1164
00:45:24,238 --> 00:45:26,240
Bah, no, no, no. Le Dick.

1165
00:45:26,378 --> 00:45:27,897
Mm, okay.

1166
00:45:28,035 --> 00:45:32,246
Do you want to assist Dort in a
potentially dangerous mission?

1167
00:45:32,384 --> 00:45:35,146
- Sí. Sí, sí! Yeah!
- MINIONS: Sí! [cheering]

1168
00:45:35,284 --> 00:45:38,632
Great! Follow Dort back
to Dort's secret lair!

1169
00:45:38,770 --> 00:45:40,530
[yells, laughs]

1170
00:45:40,668 --> 00:45:42,118
DICK:
Big Boss!

1171
00:45:42,256 --> 00:45:45,052
MINIONS [chanting]:
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

1172
00:45:47,814 --> 00:45:48,884
[sighs] Okay.

1173
00:45:49,022 --> 00:45:50,506
[speaks Minionese]

1174
00:45:50,644 --> 00:45:51,852
- Henry?
- Sí, sí.

1175
00:45:51,990 --> 00:45:53,923
Ed? ¡Vamos!

1176
00:45:54,061 --> 00:45:55,753
[clears throat]

1177
00:45:55,891 --> 00:45:58,134
Miso soup [speaks Minionese]

1178
00:45:58,272 --> 00:46:00,343
yaki onigiri [speaks Minionese]

1179
00:46:00,481 --> 00:46:01,966
edamame

1180
00:46:02,104 --> 00:46:03,657
[speaks Minionese]

1181
00:46:03,795 --> 00:46:05,486
daifuku!

1182
00:46:05,624 --> 00:46:06,833
[crackling]

1183
00:46:06,971 --> 00:46:08,593
[creature snarling]

1184
00:46:08,731 --> 00:46:10,077
[wind whistling]

1185
00:46:11,147 --> 00:46:13,080
- [gasps] Looka!
- [Henry whimpers]

1186
00:46:13,218 --> 00:46:14,910
[creature snarling fiercely]

1187
00:46:15,048 --> 00:46:17,153
[crackling]

1188
00:46:20,605 --> 00:46:23,056
[fierce snarling continues]

1189
00:46:23,919 --> 00:46:25,921
HENRY and JAMES:
Le kaiju! [laughing]

1190
00:46:28,958 --> 00:46:31,029
[laughing giddily]

1191
00:46:31,167 --> 00:46:32,582
Yes! Yes, I'm free!

1192
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:35,033
F-F-Freedom. [giggling]

1193
00:46:35,171 --> 00:46:36,586
- [giggling continues]
- Bah

1194
00:46:36,724 --> 00:46:38,761
- Oh, happy day!
- Hmm?

1195
00:46:38,899 --> 00:46:43,559
Oh, I got to say, it is
so great to finally be out.

1196
00:46:43,697 --> 00:46:46,838
I have been trapped
in that book forever, and I

1197
00:46:46,976 --> 00:46:48,150
- [squeaks]
- [speaks Minionese] monstra.

1198
00:46:48,288 --> 00:46:49,668
- I am forever in your debt.
- Hmm.

1199
00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:51,256
- And I just wanted to-- Whoa!
- [squeaking]

1200
00:46:51,394 --> 00:46:52,706
What you doing there, mister?

1201
00:46:52,844 --> 00:46:54,259
- [squeaking]
- Whoo. [laughing]

1202
00:46:54,397 --> 00:46:56,020
- [squeaking rapidly]
- Oh, whoo, whoo, okay, okay.

1203
00:46:56,158 --> 00:46:58,022
- [squeaking continues]
- Henry, no, no, no, no.

1204
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,646
- [sighs, speaking Minionese]
- [laughs, whoops]

1205
00:47:01,784 --> 00:47:03,372
[speaks Minionese]

1206
00:47:03,510 --> 00:47:06,444
Oh, no, I feel like I've
disappointed you in some way.

1207
00:47:06,582 --> 00:47:08,791
I'm-I'm so sorry. Can I help?

1208
00:47:08,929 --> 00:47:10,655
[speaks Minionese]
le monstras?

1209
00:47:10,793 --> 00:47:13,796
Monsters?
You want big, scary monsters?

1210
00:47:13,934 --> 00:47:16,557
[laughs]
Sí. Come here, come here.

1211
00:47:16,695 --> 00:47:17,973
[grunts]

1212
00:47:18,111 --> 00:47:19,664
Que para le movies.

1213
00:47:19,802 --> 00:47:21,045
[chuckles]:
Oh.

1214
00:47:21,183 --> 00:47:24,151
You need monsters
for your movie.

1215
00:47:24,289 --> 00:47:26,982
I know the perfect monsters
for you.

1216
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:28,397
I'll take you to 'em.

1217
00:47:28,535 --> 00:47:30,502
- [gasps] Uh, uh, bank you!
- [Henry gasps]

1218
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,159
Oh, by the way,

1219
00:47:32,297 --> 00:47:34,955
I'm Gary Orkam Oliver
Magma Ichabod the Deceiver.

1220
00:47:35,093 --> 00:47:37,371
But my friends just call me
Goomi for short.

1221
00:47:37,509 --> 00:47:38,856
Oh. Soy James.

1222
00:47:38,994 --> 00:47:40,616
Oh, James.

1223
00:47:40,754 --> 00:47:42,583
Rolls off the face tendrils.

1224
00:47:42,721 --> 00:47:43,999
James. [burbling]

1225
00:47:44,137 --> 00:47:45,932
- [speaks Minionese] Henry.
- Hey, bello.

1226
00:47:46,070 --> 00:47:47,899
Henry. Oh, I like it.

1227
00:47:48,037 --> 00:47:49,418
It sounds tough and rugged.

1228
00:47:49,556 --> 00:47:51,213
It's like,
"Oh, look out, here comes

1229
00:47:51,351 --> 00:47:52,524
[gruff voice]:
Henry!"

1230
00:47:52,662 --> 00:47:53,905
[speaks Minionese] Ed.

1231
00:47:54,043 --> 00:47:56,114
Ed. <i>Enchanté.</i>

1232
00:47:57,426 --> 00:47:59,186
Oh, man,
it's gonna be so much fun!

1233
00:47:59,324 --> 00:48:00,947
Come on, come on!

1234
00:48:01,085 --> 00:48:02,603
- [James laughing] -HENRY: Huh?
- GOOMI: What a fantastic day!

1235
00:48:02,741 --> 00:48:04,329
[stammers] No.

1236
00:48:04,467 --> 00:48:05,917
[Henry whimpers]

1237
00:48:06,745 --> 00:48:08,195
Wipe your insolent feet

1238
00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:11,785
before stepping into
the lair of Dort.

1239
00:48:11,923 --> 00:48:13,960
[water dripping]

1240
00:48:14,098 --> 00:48:15,133
DICK:
Uh

1241
00:48:15,271 --> 00:48:17,239
[speaks Minionese] le lair?

1242
00:48:17,377 --> 00:48:18,654
DORT:
Affirmative.

1243
00:48:18,792 --> 00:48:20,656
Everyone, file in.

1244
00:48:20,794 --> 00:48:22,071
WOMAN:
Dort!

1245
00:48:22,209 --> 00:48:23,486
Where have you been?

1246
00:48:23,624 --> 00:48:24,798
- [cat screeching]
- [Minions whimpering]

1247
00:48:24,936 --> 00:48:26,662
Ah, Mrs. Konikoff.

1248
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,146
Yes, so sorry.

1249
00:48:28,284 --> 00:48:30,700
Uh, Dort had
an important work meeting.

1250
00:48:30,838 --> 00:48:33,048
But I come with good news.

1251
00:48:33,186 --> 00:48:35,188
Look what I found
on my way back.

1252
00:48:35,326 --> 00:48:37,362
- Those muffins you love.
- [growling]

1253
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:40,124
I only like the blueberry ones!

1254
00:48:40,262 --> 00:48:42,126
DORT:
Yes, you're in luck.

1255
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,819
[growls] And I can only
eat them with a glass of

1256
00:48:45,957 --> 00:48:47,338
Milk?

1257
00:48:47,476 --> 00:48:49,029
[Mrs. Konikoff grumbling]

1258
00:48:49,167 --> 00:48:52,550
Enjoy your fruit-filled
baked goods.

1259
00:48:52,688 --> 00:48:53,861
[sighs contentedly]

1260
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,829
What a sweet, sweet,
lovely woman.

1261
00:48:55,967 --> 00:48:58,452
She shall be spared when
Dort overthrows the planet.

1262
00:48:58,590 --> 00:49:00,351
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- [heavy footfalls]

1263
00:49:00,489 --> 00:49:01,628
As will her cat.

1264
00:49:01,766 --> 00:49:03,733
Uh, hello. Sorry. Whoops.

1265
00:49:03,871 --> 00:49:08,497
Uh, everyone, commence greeting
Dort's roommate Floyd.

1266
00:49:08,635 --> 00:49:11,362
- Uh
- MINIONS: Bello, Floyd.

1267
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,467
Hey. Sup?

1268
00:49:13,605 --> 00:49:15,573
Mm, hey, Dort [speaks Minionese]

1269
00:49:15,711 --> 00:49:18,783
Whoa, whoa, lower
your throat volume, Minion.

1270
00:49:18,921 --> 00:49:20,923
This is definitely a lair.

1271
00:49:21,061 --> 00:49:22,614
No, looka.

1272
00:49:22,752 --> 00:49:24,375
Bink.

1273
00:49:24,513 --> 00:49:25,963
- Bed.
- [snores]

1274
00:49:26,101 --> 00:49:27,033
[grunts]

1275
00:49:27,171 --> 00:49:28,724
Boyd.

1276
00:49:28,862 --> 00:49:31,416
No, no. Floyd.

1277
00:49:31,554 --> 00:49:33,936
Yeah, sí, Floyd.
[speaks Minionese]

1278
00:49:34,074 --> 00:49:35,386
[Dort laughing]

1279
00:49:35,524 --> 00:49:37,215
- You foolish, naive Minion.
- [whimpering]

1280
00:49:37,353 --> 00:49:39,010
You are actually standing in

1281
00:49:39,148 --> 00:49:40,978
a very futuristic
alien spaceship

1282
00:49:41,116 --> 00:49:43,394
made to look like
a dingy apartment.

1283
00:49:43,532 --> 00:49:44,878
Very realistic, isn't it?

1284
00:49:45,016 --> 00:49:47,191
Even the weird smell.
That's all fake.

1285
00:49:47,329 --> 00:49:48,813
Impressive, I know.

1286
00:49:48,951 --> 00:49:50,780
[Minions exclaim quietly]

1287
00:49:50,918 --> 00:49:52,023
[murmuring]

1288
00:49:52,161 --> 00:49:54,439
Huh? But, but

1289
00:49:54,577 --> 00:49:55,785
But nothing!

1290
00:49:55,923 --> 00:49:58,236
No. Dort needs to retreat
to his private quarters

1291
00:49:58,374 --> 00:50:01,653
to, uh, report back
to his home planet.

1292
00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:03,690
Engaging in slamming mode!

1293
00:50:03,828 --> 00:50:05,278
- [door slams]
- [objects rattle]

1294
00:50:05,416 --> 00:50:07,004
- Wow.
- [laughing]

1295
00:50:07,142 --> 00:50:09,006
Oh, Dort is so cool!

1296
00:50:09,144 --> 00:50:10,869
[Minions exclaiming]

1297
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,010
Okay, okay. Calma, calma.

1298
00:50:13,148 --> 00:50:14,701
Hey, hey, buddies. Looka.
[chuckles]

1299
00:50:14,839 --> 00:50:16,151
Wobble, wobble, wobble.

1300
00:50:16,289 --> 00:50:17,876
- [giggling]
- Wobble, wobble.

1301
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:20,569
[sighs] Fellas.

1302
00:50:21,811 --> 00:50:23,089
Wobble, wobble?

1303
00:50:23,227 --> 00:50:25,781
[Minions laughing]

1304
00:50:25,919 --> 00:50:27,300
♪ ♪

1305
00:50:27,438 --> 00:50:30,441
Wow, you're really
into your art, James.

1306
00:50:30,579 --> 00:50:31,925
You're so passionate.

1307
00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:33,202
I think you're a genius.

1308
00:50:33,340 --> 00:50:34,859
Oh, bank you.

1309
00:50:34,997 --> 00:50:36,447
[seagull squawks]

1310
00:50:36,585 --> 00:50:37,827
Huh? [stammers]

1311
00:50:39,381 --> 00:50:41,762
JAMES:
Ah. [speaks Minionese]

1312
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:44,662
Hey! Bello! [laughing] Aw.

1313
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,146
[gasping]

1314
00:50:46,284 --> 00:50:48,148
[Henry speaking Minionese
nervously]

1315
00:50:48,286 --> 00:50:49,529
[James cries out]

1316
00:50:49,667 --> 00:50:51,910
[speaking Minionese urgently]

1317
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:53,222
[whimpering]

1318
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,293
Ah la. [gasps]

1319
00:50:55,431 --> 00:50:59,090
- [whimpering]
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

1320
00:51:00,678 --> 00:51:02,369
Eh?

1321
00:51:04,647 --> 00:51:07,271
Ah, phew. [speaks Minionese]

1322
00:51:07,409 --> 00:51:09,721
- [snarling]
- [panicked shouting]

1323
00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:12,724
[grunting]

1324
00:51:12,862 --> 00:51:15,210
[yelling]

1325
00:51:16,038 --> 00:51:20,215
[ferocious bellowing]

1326
00:51:21,319 --> 00:51:23,080
[otter chirps]

1327
00:51:24,391 --> 00:51:26,911
[water burbling]

1328
00:51:27,049 --> 00:51:28,085
[chuckles nervously]

1329
00:51:28,223 --> 00:51:29,603
Whoopsie.

1330
00:51:29,741 --> 00:51:31,295
Uh Oh, oh, look!

1331
00:51:31,433 --> 00:51:34,850
There it is, our destination!

1332
00:51:34,988 --> 00:51:36,438
[laughs]

1333
00:51:36,576 --> 00:51:37,784
¡Vamos!

1334
00:51:37,922 --> 00:51:39,820
- Let's go, fellas.
- [excited chattering]

1335
00:51:39,958 --> 00:51:43,203
- [speaks Minionese, laughs]
- Uh, sí, sí.

1336
00:51:43,341 --> 00:51:45,826
[jaunty music playing quietly
over radio]

1337
00:51:45,964 --> 00:51:47,449
[Dick sighs, grunts]

1338
00:51:47,587 --> 00:51:50,417
[speaking Minionese]

1339
00:51:50,555 --> 00:51:51,763
- There.
- [toilet flushing]

1340
00:51:51,901 --> 00:51:52,764
Huh?

1341
00:51:52,902 --> 00:51:54,180
[Minions gasp]

1342
00:51:54,318 --> 00:51:55,595
[shushing]

1343
00:51:55,733 --> 00:51:58,667
Attention.
Attention, Minions and Floyd.

1344
00:51:58,805 --> 00:52:00,600
There has finally
received his orders

1345
00:52:00,738 --> 00:52:02,843
from the Supreme High Ruler.

1346
00:52:02,981 --> 00:52:07,158
It's time
to officially invade Earth!

1347
00:52:07,296 --> 00:52:09,160
[Minions cheering]

1348
00:52:09,298 --> 00:52:10,506
[whooping]

1349
00:52:10,644 --> 00:52:14,027
Yeah! Hey, there! There! There!

1350
00:52:14,165 --> 00:52:15,856
MINIONS [chanting]:
There! There!

1351
00:52:15,994 --> 00:52:20,067
DORT and MINIONS:
There! There! There! There!

1352
00:52:20,206 --> 00:52:22,000
There! There!

1353
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:26,971
There! There! There! There! There!

1354
00:52:27,109 --> 00:52:28,421
MRS. KONIKOFF:
There!

1355
00:52:28,559 --> 00:52:30,940
What did I say about the noise?!

1356
00:52:31,078 --> 00:52:32,839
Oh! Oh, yes. Ooh, sorry.

1357
00:52:32,977 --> 00:52:34,185
My apologies.

1358
00:52:34,323 --> 00:52:36,774
[quietly]:
With me. Dort. Dort.

1359
00:52:36,912 --> 00:52:40,778
[chanting quietly]:
Dort. Dort. Dort. Dort.

1360
00:52:40,916 --> 00:52:42,952
♪ ♪

1361
00:52:55,068 --> 00:52:56,380
[metallic clang]

1362
00:52:59,452 --> 00:53:01,592
Attention, people of Earth!

1363
00:53:01,730 --> 00:53:05,458
Dort is officially
claiming your planet!

1364
00:53:05,596 --> 00:53:07,322
[laughing maniacally]

1365
00:53:07,460 --> 00:53:10,221
- Yeah! [laughing]
- [Minions cheering]

1366
00:53:10,359 --> 00:53:13,259
[children chattering playfully]

1367
00:53:13,397 --> 00:53:14,743
[crying]

1368
00:53:14,881 --> 00:53:17,849
Oh. Well, hello there,
little fella.

1369
00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:20,473
Dort meant your sandcastle
no harm.

1370
00:53:20,611 --> 00:53:22,095
- [metallic tapping]
- Hey.

1371
00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:24,201
- Please stop your shovel attack.
- [grunting]

1372
00:53:24,339 --> 00:53:26,651
[groans] Cease immediately,

1373
00:53:26,789 --> 00:53:29,033
or you will pay the price.

1374
00:53:29,171 --> 00:53:30,966
[gasps] Looka, looka, buddies.

1375
00:53:31,104 --> 00:53:32,519
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

1376
00:53:32,657 --> 00:53:35,833
Let's see how you fare
against a similar attack,

1377
00:53:35,971 --> 00:53:37,179
tiny insurgent.

1378
00:53:37,317 --> 00:53:39,630
Hey, y-you in the robot suit.

1379
00:53:39,768 --> 00:53:41,459
No, no, no,
you can't kick that kid.

1380
00:53:41,597 --> 00:53:44,082
But he must be taught a lesson.

1381
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,637
And also, he started it.

1382
00:53:46,775 --> 00:53:50,054
[laughs] You are not from
around these parts, are you?

1383
00:53:50,192 --> 00:53:51,331
DORT:
Well, no.

1384
00:53:51,469 --> 00:53:53,299
I originate
from the planet Metlar.

1385
00:53:53,437 --> 00:53:56,163
- Hmm?
- Near the G45T system?

1386
00:53:56,302 --> 00:53:58,614
[laughing]: Right.
I don't know where that is.

1387
00:53:58,752 --> 00:54:01,168
But I'm from a small town
in Minnesota myself,

1388
00:54:01,307 --> 00:54:02,584
so I understand the feeling

1389
00:54:02,722 --> 00:54:04,344
of being a stranger
in the big city.

1390
00:54:04,482 --> 00:54:08,935
So, what you're saying is
I am now free to kick him.

1391
00:54:09,073 --> 00:54:11,489
- [child screaming]
- [woman laughing]

1392
00:54:12,352 --> 00:54:13,629
No, you can't.

1393
00:54:13,767 --> 00:54:15,597
[sighs]
Well, I should get a move on.

1394
00:54:15,735 --> 00:54:17,806
My friends and I are headed
to a protest for women's rights.

1395
00:54:17,944 --> 00:54:20,671
Do you believe
women and men are equal?

1396
00:54:20,809 --> 00:54:23,087
- Why, yes, of course.
- Oh, good.

1397
00:54:23,225 --> 00:54:26,332
In that you both now belong
to the Supreme Ruler equally.

1398
00:54:26,470 --> 00:54:28,644
[laughing]

1399
00:54:28,782 --> 00:54:30,474
You're so funny and cute.

1400
00:54:30,612 --> 00:54:32,545
Oh, I-I mean what you said.

1401
00:54:32,683 --> 00:54:34,201
What you said is cute.

1402
00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:35,582
Uh, pardon?

1403
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:37,584
Come on, Debbie,
we're gonna be late.

1404
00:54:37,722 --> 00:54:39,414
Did you say Dort was

1405
00:54:39,552 --> 00:54:40,863
SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]:
Give women the vote!

1406
00:54:41,001 --> 00:54:42,451
Give women the vote!

1407
00:54:42,589 --> 00:54:45,282
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!

1408
00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:47,698
Bye! Don't kick children!

1409
00:54:47,836 --> 00:54:50,252
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!

1410
00:54:50,390 --> 00:54:52,668
- Huh.
- Uh, Boss?

1411
00:54:52,806 --> 00:54:55,430
Minions, Dort is, uh, uh,

1412
00:54:55,568 --> 00:54:58,122
slightly postponing
Earth's invasion.

1413
00:54:58,260 --> 00:55:00,055
Huh? [stammering]

1414
00:55:00,193 --> 00:55:02,299
You heard me. Follow Dort!

1415
00:55:02,437 --> 00:55:03,886
[chanting]:
Give women the vote!

1416
00:55:04,024 --> 00:55:05,302
Give women the vote!

1417
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,407
- Give women the vote!
- Uh.

1418
00:55:07,545 --> 00:55:09,098
- [stammering]
- [chanting continues]

1419
00:55:09,236 --> 00:55:10,583
Uh, buddies?

1420
00:55:10,721 --> 00:55:11,998
[chanting]:
Bive women da bove!

1421
00:55:12,136 --> 00:55:16,071
Bive women da bove!
Bive women da bove!

1422
00:55:16,209 --> 00:55:18,487
[wind howling]

1423
00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:21,283
GOOMI:
Come on! Come on, come on!

1424
00:55:21,421 --> 00:55:23,527
James, you okay down there?

1425
00:55:23,665 --> 00:55:24,700
[James speaks muffled Minionese]

1426
00:55:24,838 --> 00:55:26,806
The entrance is straight ahead.

1427
00:55:27,876 --> 00:55:29,429
[Henry grunting]

1428
00:55:29,567 --> 00:55:32,398
- [thumps]
- [speaking Minionese angrily]

1429
00:55:32,536 --> 00:55:33,537
Patagonia!

1430
00:55:33,675 --> 00:55:35,124
[continues speaking angrily]

1431
00:55:36,919 --> 00:55:38,473
[grunting]

1432
00:55:39,646 --> 00:55:42,131
[yelps, muttering]

1433
00:55:42,269 --> 00:55:45,549
GOOMI: I can't wait for you
to meet my friends!

1434
00:55:45,687 --> 00:55:47,516
[singsongy]:
Watch your step!

1435
00:55:52,418 --> 00:55:54,385
And here we are.

1436
00:55:54,523 --> 00:55:55,904
[exclaiming excitedly]

1437
00:55:56,042 --> 00:55:57,595
You're gonna love these gents.

1438
00:55:57,733 --> 00:55:58,976
We get them, and then we go to

1439
00:55:59,114 --> 00:56:01,461
- Ooh, ooh, Hollywood.
- Uh, Hollywood.

1440
00:56:01,599 --> 00:56:03,532
Yeah, sure-- to make your movie.

1441
00:56:03,670 --> 00:56:06,570
Whoa. [laughing]

1442
00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:08,675
There they are!

1443
00:56:08,813 --> 00:56:10,815
Howard and Phillips.

1444
00:56:10,953 --> 00:56:13,024
JAMES:
Goomi, magnífico.

1445
00:56:13,162 --> 00:56:14,301
GOOMI:
Right?

1446
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,131
Ed, cinema. Cinema.

1447
00:56:16,269 --> 00:56:17,995
- [laughing excitedly]
- [camera rattling]

1448
00:56:18,133 --> 00:56:20,515
Don't be scared though.
They're such good guys.

1449
00:56:20,653 --> 00:56:23,000
Just try not to look
too delicious.

1450
00:56:23,138 --> 00:56:24,035
Huh?!

1451
00:56:24,173 --> 00:56:26,313
- [clicking]
- Hmm.

1452
00:56:26,452 --> 00:56:27,763
[growls]

1453
00:56:27,901 --> 00:56:29,351
♪ ♪

1454
00:56:29,489 --> 00:56:30,732
[clicking]

1455
00:56:30,870 --> 00:56:33,079
- [vibrating gong]
- [ice crackling]

1456
00:56:34,460 --> 00:56:36,531
♪ ♪

1457
00:56:42,088 --> 00:56:43,607
[Minions grunt]

1458
00:56:45,919 --> 00:56:47,127
- [laughing excitedly]
- [footsteps booming]

1459
00:56:47,265 --> 00:56:49,026
Mega kaiju!

1460
00:56:49,164 --> 00:56:51,200
Behold!

1461
00:56:51,338 --> 00:56:55,308
[bellowing roar]

1462
00:56:55,446 --> 00:56:57,206
[yawning, smacks lips]

1463
00:56:57,344 --> 00:56:59,726
Hey, Goomi.
Thanks for the jailbreak.

1464
00:56:59,864 --> 00:57:02,626
[laughs]
All right, where were we?

1465
00:57:02,764 --> 00:57:04,938
Howard and Phillips
destroy world!

1466
00:57:05,076 --> 00:57:06,112
Yeah!

1467
00:57:06,250 --> 00:57:08,148
But wait, I'm sorry.
Quick question.

1468
00:57:08,286 --> 00:57:10,254
I want to eat one of these
funny-looking yellow guys first.

1469
00:57:10,392 --> 00:57:11,669
Is that okay?

1470
00:57:11,807 --> 00:57:13,291
- [Howard snarling]
- [Minions whimpering]

1471
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,569
Guys, guys.

1472
00:57:14,707 --> 00:57:17,537
We are not going
to destroy the world

1473
00:57:17,675 --> 00:57:19,574
nor eat anyone in this room.

1474
00:57:19,712 --> 00:57:21,161
Are we clear?

1475
00:57:21,299 --> 00:57:22,577
- Huh?
- Not really.

1476
00:57:22,715 --> 00:57:25,269
Destroying stuff
is-is kind of our thing.

1477
00:57:25,407 --> 00:57:27,789
Uh, not anymore, Phillips.

1478
00:57:27,927 --> 00:57:30,170
No, all that stuff is over.

1479
00:57:30,308 --> 00:57:31,931
We are no longer evil.

1480
00:57:32,069 --> 00:57:34,727
We work in
the motion picture industry.

1481
00:57:34,865 --> 00:57:36,176
- See?
- [camera rattling]

1482
00:57:36,314 --> 00:57:37,833
No worldwide destruction.

1483
00:57:37,971 --> 00:57:40,318
No devouring
funny-looking yellow guys.

1484
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:44,771
We're just gonna help James
here make his dreams come true.

1485
00:57:44,909 --> 00:57:45,841
[dings]

1486
00:57:45,979 --> 00:57:47,705
Huh?

1487
00:57:48,430 --> 00:57:49,293
[dings]

1488
00:57:49,431 --> 00:57:50,812
Oh!

1489
00:57:50,950 --> 00:57:53,124
Okay. [laughs maniacally]

1490
00:57:53,262 --> 00:57:54,747
Wink, wink. [laughs]

1491
00:57:54,885 --> 00:57:56,921
Got it. All right, we're in.

1492
00:57:57,059 --> 00:57:57,750
[laughing]

1493
00:57:57,888 --> 00:57:59,786
They're in!

1494
00:57:59,924 --> 00:58:01,650
Come on, let's go to Hollywood!

1495
00:58:01,788 --> 00:58:03,583
Sí. Woot, woot! [laughing]

1496
00:58:03,721 --> 00:58:05,827
Huh? Oh, no, no, no!

1497
00:58:05,965 --> 00:58:07,242
- [speaking Minionese]
- James, James.

1498
00:58:07,380 --> 00:58:09,589
[speaks Minionese] loco.
Le monstra bada.

1499
00:58:09,727 --> 00:58:11,833
Henry [speaks Minionese]
Stoppa, okay?

1500
00:58:11,971 --> 00:58:14,042
- [speaks Minionese]
- [speaks Minionese] Stoppa.

1501
00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:16,872
C'est me movie, okay? Me movie!

1502
00:58:18,046 --> 00:58:21,290
HOWARD:
Howard having super weird day.

1503
00:58:21,428 --> 00:58:23,810
Uh [sighs]

1504
00:58:24,949 --> 00:58:27,227
[laughing gleefully]:
Faster!

1505
00:58:27,365 --> 00:58:29,160
Faster!

1506
00:58:29,298 --> 00:58:31,300
- [laughing]
- Ah. Gooda, gooda.

1507
00:58:31,438 --> 00:58:32,819
Hey, Henry! [laughs]

1508
00:58:32,957 --> 00:58:34,683
[James speaks Minionese]

1509
00:58:34,821 --> 00:58:36,582
[Henry grunting]

1510
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,204
[Henry whimpering]

1511
00:58:38,342 --> 00:58:41,207
[speaking Minionese, crying]

1512
00:58:41,345 --> 00:58:43,554
[crying continues]

1513
00:58:45,452 --> 00:58:47,593
♪ ♪

1514
00:58:49,733 --> 00:58:51,631
[Dort clears throat]

1515
00:58:53,944 --> 00:58:55,635
[Minions laugh sheepishly]

1516
00:58:56,429 --> 00:58:58,535
[grunting, cries out]

1517
00:58:59,777 --> 00:59:01,572
[screams]

1518
00:59:03,678 --> 00:59:06,473
- [speaks Minionese]
- [Dort sighs]

1519
00:59:06,612 --> 00:59:07,682
[gentle violin music playing]

1520
00:59:07,820 --> 00:59:09,649
[glasses clink]

1521
00:59:09,787 --> 00:59:11,996
[munching loudly]

1522
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:15,344
Mm! [mumbles]

1523
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,037
Ah!

1524
00:59:18,175 --> 00:59:20,142
♪ ♪

1525
00:59:23,594 --> 00:59:24,975
[snickering]

1526
00:59:25,113 --> 00:59:26,459
[spits]

1527
00:59:26,597 --> 00:59:28,668
Mm-hmm.

1528
00:59:28,806 --> 00:59:30,532
[Minions yelling]

1529
00:59:30,670 --> 00:59:32,707
[shouting]

1530
00:59:35,295 --> 00:59:37,332
[speaking Minionese,
grunting mockingly]

1531
00:59:37,470 --> 00:59:39,714
[laughing]

1532
00:59:44,684 --> 00:59:46,617
- [wind whistles softly]
- [shivers]

1533
00:59:46,755 --> 00:59:48,964
♪ ♪

1534
00:59:59,630 --> 01:00:01,805
♪ ♪

1535
01:00:03,047 --> 01:00:04,393
[crickets chirping]

1536
01:00:04,531 --> 01:00:07,465
GOOMI: Ooh, is this
where you make movies?

1537
01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:09,985
Sí. [speaks Minionese]

1538
01:00:10,917 --> 01:00:12,367
GOOMI:
Fantastic.

1539
01:00:12,505 --> 01:00:14,265
You hear that, guys?
This is where it all happens.

1540
01:00:14,403 --> 01:00:15,991
- [laughing]
- JAMES: Come here!

1541
01:00:16,129 --> 01:00:16,992
Come here!

1542
01:00:17,130 --> 01:00:19,236
[speaking Minionese, grunting]

1543
01:00:20,202 --> 01:00:21,479
[Goomi laughing]

1544
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,585
[grunts]

1545
01:00:23,723 --> 01:00:25,138
[Goomi laughing]

1546
01:00:25,276 --> 01:00:28,659
Holy!
Wow, would you look at this!

1547
01:00:28,797 --> 01:00:30,005
[laughing]

1548
01:00:30,143 --> 01:00:31,904
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

1549
01:00:32,042 --> 01:00:33,008
Uh, uh.

1550
01:00:33,146 --> 01:00:35,321
[muttering quietly in Minionese]

1551
01:00:37,737 --> 01:00:39,325
- Uh
- Oh! Oh, oh, oh, look.

1552
01:00:39,463 --> 01:00:40,706
- This is great.
- Huh?

1553
01:00:40,844 --> 01:00:41,914
Sí.

1554
01:00:42,052 --> 01:00:44,502
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

1555
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,746
[growls]
El a destructo la terra!

1556
01:00:46,884 --> 01:00:48,437
[laughing giddily]
C'est besta storya.

1557
01:00:48,575 --> 01:00:51,613
Oh, James, you've painted
such a wonderful picture

1558
01:00:51,751 --> 01:00:53,477
with your beautiful gibberish.

1559
01:00:53,615 --> 01:00:56,376
[sighs] Your movie
is gonna be fantastic.

1560
01:00:56,514 --> 01:00:57,619
Isn't it, guys?

1561
01:00:57,757 --> 01:01:00,622
[groans]
Who cares about the movie?

1562
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:04,730
I just want to eat people
and chase people and-and

1563
01:01:04,868 --> 01:01:06,593
Smoosh people with feet!

1564
01:01:06,732 --> 01:01:08,561
Exactly. Smoosh.

1565
01:01:08,699 --> 01:01:09,769
Howard gets it.

1566
01:01:09,907 --> 01:01:11,668
- Huh?
- [stammers]

1567
01:01:11,806 --> 01:01:13,911
[laughs nervously]

1568
01:01:14,049 --> 01:01:15,395
Okay, just a little
moment, please.

1569
01:01:15,533 --> 01:01:16,638
[laughs nervously]

1570
01:01:16,776 --> 01:01:18,571
Uh, you and you, a word?
[chuckles]

1571
01:01:18,709 --> 01:01:20,504
We'll be right back.

1572
01:01:20,642 --> 01:01:22,851
Oh. Okay.

1573
01:01:22,989 --> 01:01:24,991
[laughing]

1574
01:01:25,129 --> 01:01:26,752
[grunts]

1575
01:01:26,890 --> 01:01:28,961
Uh. Eh.

1576
01:01:30,169 --> 01:01:31,860
[humming "Hooray for Hollywood"]

1577
01:01:31,998 --> 01:01:34,863
[continues humming]

1578
01:01:35,726 --> 01:01:37,901
Goomi, what are we doing here?

1579
01:01:38,039 --> 01:01:39,730
Back in the good old days,
you were all about

1580
01:01:39,868 --> 01:01:41,076
going from planet to planet,

1581
01:01:41,214 --> 01:01:43,458
obliterating
everything in sight.

1582
01:01:43,596 --> 01:01:45,805
Now you want to make movies?

1583
01:01:45,943 --> 01:01:47,082
You've changed, man.

1584
01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:49,015
- Howard agree!
- Guys, guys, guys.

1585
01:01:49,153 --> 01:01:50,534
Where's the trust?

1586
01:01:50,672 --> 01:01:53,019
Of course we're gonna
destroy everything.

1587
01:01:53,157 --> 01:01:54,780
When those cameras
start rolling,

1588
01:01:54,918 --> 01:01:57,644
we're going to conjure Irene.

1589
01:01:57,783 --> 01:01:59,474
- Irene?!
- Irene?! Really?

1590
01:01:59,612 --> 01:02:02,960
Yes, Irene,
the eater of worlds herself.

1591
01:02:03,098 --> 01:02:04,548
We're gonna have our revenge,

1592
01:02:04,686 --> 01:02:07,827
but we're gonna destroy
everything on the planet.

1593
01:02:07,965 --> 01:02:10,209
- Destroy! [laughing maniacally]
- [door opens]

1594
01:02:10,347 --> 01:02:13,350
- Howard, stop!
- Huh?

1595
01:02:14,765 --> 01:02:17,147
Uh destroy?

1596
01:02:17,285 --> 01:02:19,839
[laughs]:
Oh, hey, Henry, buddy.

1597
01:02:21,220 --> 01:02:23,015
James!

1598
01:02:23,153 --> 01:02:25,707
- [yelps, whimpers]
- Get him!

1599
01:02:25,845 --> 01:02:28,261
[panicked whimpering, panting]

1600
01:02:28,399 --> 01:02:29,884
[shrieks]

1601
01:02:30,781 --> 01:02:31,851
- [roaring]
- [gasping]

1602
01:02:31,989 --> 01:02:34,095
- [growling]
- Uh

1603
01:02:34,233 --> 01:02:35,648
- [gasps] Ooh!
- [Henry laughs]

1604
01:02:35,786 --> 01:02:38,133
["The Lone Ranger" playing
at fast speed]

1605
01:02:39,928 --> 01:02:42,137
- [sped-up audio]
- [Howard yelling]

1606
01:02:44,622 --> 01:02:46,624
- [metallic clang] -Ow!
- [high-pitched laughter]

1607
01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:48,350
[roaring]

1608
01:02:48,488 --> 01:02:49,869
[Howard growling]

1609
01:02:50,007 --> 01:02:51,906
- [Phillips grunting]
- HENRY: Hmm.

1610
01:02:52,044 --> 01:02:53,528
PHILLIPS:
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

1611
01:02:53,666 --> 01:02:55,599
- [grunting, yelping]
- [Henry giggling]

1612
01:02:55,737 --> 01:02:57,118
- Hey!
- [blows raspberries]

1613
01:02:57,256 --> 01:02:58,705
- [laughing]
- [growling]

1614
01:02:58,844 --> 01:03:00,949
Eh, en garde!
[speaking Minionese]

1615
01:03:02,571 --> 01:03:05,367
HOWARD: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[screams]

1616
01:03:05,505 --> 01:03:07,266
[Henry laughing]

1617
01:03:08,543 --> 01:03:09,820
Aha!

1618
01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:11,235
[screaming]

1619
01:03:11,373 --> 01:03:12,892
- [blowing]
- [laughing]

1620
01:03:13,030 --> 01:03:14,204
[exclaims]

1621
01:03:14,342 --> 01:03:15,550
- [song ends]
- [normal audio resumes]

1622
01:03:15,688 --> 01:03:17,241
- [muffled grunting]
- [deep laughter]

1623
01:03:17,379 --> 01:03:18,311
James!

1624
01:03:18,449 --> 01:03:20,831
Huh? Henry?

1625
01:03:20,969 --> 01:03:22,074
- [muffled shouting]
- JAMES: Henry?!

1626
01:03:22,212 --> 01:03:23,938
Oh, hide him. Hide him, quick.

1627
01:03:24,076 --> 01:03:26,009
Henry? [gasps]

1628
01:03:26,147 --> 01:03:28,943
Oh, hi, James. Mm, no.

1629
01:03:29,081 --> 01:03:30,220
- There's no Henry here.
- [muffled shouting]

1630
01:03:30,358 --> 01:03:32,878
Uh, just us monsters, you know,

1631
01:03:33,016 --> 01:03:34,638
talking about, uh

1632
01:03:34,776 --> 01:03:39,885
uh, a friend of ours that would
be great in your movie.

1633
01:03:41,472 --> 01:03:42,473
[sighs wistfully]

1634
01:03:42,611 --> 01:03:44,372
This is Irene.

1635
01:03:44,510 --> 01:03:45,718
JAMES:
Oh.

1636
01:03:45,856 --> 01:03:50,516
Imagine the movie opens
with Irene being conjured.

1637
01:03:50,654 --> 01:03:52,414
The coolest monster ever,

1638
01:03:52,552 --> 01:03:55,832
unleashed upon
an unsuspecting world.

1639
01:03:55,970 --> 01:03:57,281
Oh, I promise you, James,

1640
01:03:57,419 --> 01:03:59,697
you've never seen
a monster like her.

1641
01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:02,493
Okay. ¡Vamos, vamos!

1642
01:04:02,631 --> 01:04:04,841
♪ ♪

1643
01:04:16,093 --> 01:04:19,165
[panting, sighing]

1644
01:04:20,649 --> 01:04:22,859
♪ ♪

1645
01:04:25,827 --> 01:04:28,934
Hey, Ed, maka le movie.

1646
01:04:29,072 --> 01:04:30,797
GOOMI [laughs]:
Okay.

1647
01:04:30,936 --> 01:04:32,523
The big day has arrived.

1648
01:04:32,661 --> 01:04:34,111
And I have good news.

1649
01:04:34,249 --> 01:04:36,182
Last night, Henry and I were
having a little chat

1650
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,012
- Henry?
- Yeah, yeah, Henry.

1651
01:04:38,150 --> 01:04:40,428
And he said he's sorry
for being such a doink,

1652
01:04:40,566 --> 01:04:43,396
and also that the scene
we're about to do, you know,

1653
01:04:43,534 --> 01:04:46,158
when Irene arrives, he thinks
it's missing something.

1654
01:04:46,296 --> 01:04:49,057
- Huh? [speaks Minionese]
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

1655
01:04:49,195 --> 01:04:51,335
But Henry had a solution.

1656
01:04:51,473 --> 01:04:53,682
What if, when the monster
first comes out,

1657
01:04:53,820 --> 01:04:55,305
she eats a victim

1658
01:04:55,443 --> 01:04:57,824
to let the audience know
that she means business.

1659
01:04:57,963 --> 01:05:00,931
And better yet,
Henry has volunteered

1660
01:05:01,069 --> 01:05:05,004
to play the part
of the first sacrifice!

1661
01:05:05,142 --> 01:05:07,179
[muffled pleading]

1662
01:05:07,317 --> 01:05:09,146
[gasps, laughs]
Henry! Bank you!

1663
01:05:09,284 --> 01:05:10,976
[muffled]:
Mm-mm, mm-mm!

1664
01:05:11,114 --> 01:05:12,874
GOOMI:
Oh, man, he seems excited, huh?

1665
01:05:13,012 --> 01:05:15,256
- He's really getting into the part.
- Aw.

1666
01:05:15,394 --> 01:05:17,534
[sighs] Well, James.

1667
01:05:17,672 --> 01:05:19,191
Jim. Jimmy.

1668
01:05:19,329 --> 01:05:20,744
- Jimothy.
- [yelps]

1669
01:05:20,882 --> 01:05:24,437
Are you ready to start making
your first movie?

1670
01:05:24,575 --> 01:05:25,991
Sí, sí. [laughing]

1671
01:05:26,129 --> 01:05:28,925
By the way, are you okay with
me appearing in this scene?

1672
01:05:29,063 --> 01:05:30,271
Th-This is your project.

1673
01:05:30,409 --> 01:05:31,582
I don't want
to step on any toes.

1674
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:34,171
No problemo. Lumiosa!

1675
01:05:35,379 --> 01:05:36,139
Sonos!

1676
01:05:36,277 --> 01:05:37,588
[microphone feedback]

1677
01:05:37,726 --> 01:05:39,038
Y smoka!

1678
01:05:39,176 --> 01:05:41,247
<i>Minions y Monstras.</i>

1679
01:05:41,385 --> 01:05:42,593
Uno!

1680
01:05:42,731 --> 01:05:44,941
♪ ♪

1681
01:05:46,287 --> 01:05:47,840
[Goomi laughing maniacally]

1682
01:05:47,978 --> 01:05:50,947
The end is finally here.

1683
01:05:51,085 --> 01:05:54,019
Earth is living
its last moments.

1684
01:05:54,157 --> 01:05:56,538
The monsters are back

1685
01:05:56,676 --> 01:05:58,816
- with a vengeance!
- [thunder cracking]

1686
01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:04,961
The time for Irene
has come again!

1687
01:06:05,099 --> 01:06:06,548
Rahlia!

1688
01:06:06,686 --> 01:06:09,206
- Yogsogoth!
- [soft whooshing]

1689
01:06:10,104 --> 01:06:11,898
- Flitahgen!
- [crackling]

1690
01:06:12,037 --> 01:06:14,591
- Carbonica!
- [whooshing]

1691
01:06:14,729 --> 01:06:18,146
Alea Iacta Est!

1692
01:06:18,836 --> 01:06:22,633
Mercurio Sulubidis!

1693
01:06:24,325 --> 01:06:28,674
Cardamen Macchiato!

1694
01:06:34,128 --> 01:06:36,337
♪ ♪

1695
01:06:39,926 --> 01:06:41,411
[exclaims]

1696
01:06:41,549 --> 01:06:45,725
Welcome, the all-consuming,

1697
01:06:45,863 --> 01:06:48,694
all-powerful Irene!

1698
01:06:48,832 --> 01:06:50,351
[low growl]

1699
01:06:50,489 --> 01:06:52,180
[thuds]

1700
01:06:52,318 --> 01:06:54,976
[low burbling]

1701
01:06:55,114 --> 01:06:56,564
PHILLIPS:
Irene!

1702
01:06:56,702 --> 01:06:58,117
[gasps, exhales]

1703
01:06:58,255 --> 01:07:00,809
Wow, you're so beautiful!

1704
01:07:00,947 --> 01:07:03,950
So big, so orange, so

1705
01:07:04,089 --> 01:07:07,437
G-G-Gooey!

1706
01:07:07,575 --> 01:07:09,749
Now feed, Irene!

1707
01:07:09,887 --> 01:07:12,821
Feast on our modest offering

1708
01:07:12,959 --> 01:07:15,548
and go forth into the world!

1709
01:07:15,686 --> 01:07:17,033
♪ ♪

1710
01:07:17,171 --> 01:07:18,241
[muffled shouting]

1711
01:07:18,379 --> 01:07:20,864
[low growl]

1712
01:07:21,002 --> 01:07:23,384
[muffled shouting continues]

1713
01:07:23,522 --> 01:07:25,627
C'est gooda! Gooda, Henry!

1714
01:07:25,765 --> 01:07:27,491
[strained grunting]

1715
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:30,598
[yelling, grunting]

1716
01:07:30,736 --> 01:07:33,118
- [grunts]
- [Irene bellowing]

1717
01:07:34,567 --> 01:07:35,844
- [crashing]
- [whimpering]

1718
01:07:35,982 --> 01:07:37,674
[exclaims]

1719
01:07:37,812 --> 01:07:39,986
[panting, whimpering]

1720
01:07:40,125 --> 01:07:41,540
[screams]

1721
01:07:45,992 --> 01:07:47,649
[grunting]

1722
01:07:47,787 --> 01:07:48,823
[panting]

1723
01:07:48,961 --> 01:07:50,652
James! Helpa me!

1724
01:07:50,790 --> 01:07:52,240
Huh? Helpa?

1725
01:07:52,378 --> 01:07:53,931
But por qué helpa?

1726
01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:55,450
- [Irene bellowing]
- [screams]

1727
01:07:58,488 --> 01:08:00,524
[grunting] James!

1728
01:08:00,662 --> 01:08:01,905
Uh, no, no!

1729
01:08:02,043 --> 01:08:03,217
Stoppa!

1730
01:08:03,355 --> 01:08:04,942
Irene, stoppa!

1731
01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:07,186
Bitte, bitte, stoppa!

1732
01:08:07,324 --> 01:08:09,809
GOOMI:
Stop? I'm not gonna stop.

1733
01:08:09,947 --> 01:08:12,329
I've been waiting
for this moment for eons.

1734
01:08:12,467 --> 01:08:16,161
Irene is going to devour
everything and everyone.

1735
01:08:16,299 --> 01:08:18,024
No!

1736
01:08:18,163 --> 01:08:19,647
- [low roaring]
- [whimpering]

1737
01:08:19,785 --> 01:08:21,580
[panting]

1738
01:08:21,718 --> 01:08:24,100
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

1739
01:08:27,033 --> 01:08:29,484
Henry! Oh, oh, no!

1740
01:08:32,901 --> 01:08:34,179
[gasping]

1741
01:08:34,317 --> 01:08:36,905
[screaming, yelling]

1742
01:08:43,567 --> 01:08:45,742
[panicked screaming]

1743
01:08:46,812 --> 01:08:49,263
- [panicked screaming continues]
- [horns honking]

1744
01:08:49,401 --> 01:08:51,230
[panting, whimpering]

1745
01:08:53,336 --> 01:08:54,613
[whistles]

1746
01:08:55,786 --> 01:08:57,685
[panicked screaming, shouting]

1747
01:08:57,823 --> 01:08:59,342
Henry! Uh

1748
01:09:00,550 --> 01:09:01,999
[yells, whimpers]

1749
01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:03,242
[growls]

1750
01:09:03,380 --> 01:09:04,623
[grunting rhythmically]

1751
01:09:04,761 --> 01:09:05,796
[dog barks]

1752
01:09:05,934 --> 01:09:07,108
[woman screams]

1753
01:09:07,246 --> 01:09:08,937
[Debbie sighs contentedly]

1754
01:09:09,075 --> 01:09:10,560
That was super fun.

1755
01:09:10,698 --> 01:09:13,356
What a perfect day
this has been.

1756
01:09:13,494 --> 01:09:14,840
Thank you so much.

1757
01:09:14,978 --> 01:09:16,911
Oh. Oh, no.

1758
01:09:17,049 --> 01:09:19,293
No, no. No. Thank you.

1759
01:09:19,431 --> 01:09:21,364
I really like you, Dort.
You're

1760
01:09:21,502 --> 01:09:24,056
you're not like
the other men that I know.

1761
01:09:24,194 --> 01:09:27,887
Mm. You mean Dort is not
all about suppressing feelings

1762
01:09:28,025 --> 01:09:30,131
to avoid appearing vulnerable?

1763
01:09:30,269 --> 01:09:32,858
Well, yes, but more like,
with you

1764
01:09:32,996 --> 01:09:36,655
well, I-I feel respected
and listened to.

1765
01:09:36,793 --> 01:09:39,209
Aw, Debbie.

1766
01:09:39,347 --> 01:09:41,177
Dort.

1767
01:09:42,108 --> 01:09:44,318
♪ ♪

1768
01:09:45,940 --> 01:09:47,113
[whooshing]

1769
01:09:47,252 --> 01:09:48,770
- [crashing]
- [gasps]

1770
01:09:48,908 --> 01:09:50,945
[panicked screaming]

1771
01:09:53,741 --> 01:09:54,569
[gasps]

1772
01:09:54,707 --> 01:09:56,295
[speaks Minionese, gasps]

1773
01:09:56,433 --> 01:09:58,780
[Henry screaming]

1774
01:09:58,918 --> 01:10:01,300
[yelps, whimpering]

1775
01:10:01,438 --> 01:10:03,026
[stammers] C'est la Henry!

1776
01:10:03,164 --> 01:10:05,028
Dort! Kawasaki le kaiju!

1777
01:10:05,166 --> 01:10:06,167
Help buddy, buddy.

1778
01:10:06,305 --> 01:10:08,134
- DORT: Huh?
- Oh, my heavens!

1779
01:10:08,273 --> 01:10:09,619
Look at that thing!

1780
01:10:09,757 --> 01:10:12,104
Well, he's no match
for my robot boyfriend.

1781
01:10:12,242 --> 01:10:14,762
Go! Get him, baby!

1782
01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:16,384
Um, yes, yes.

1783
01:10:16,522 --> 01:10:19,353
But that thing i-is huge!

1784
01:10:19,491 --> 01:10:22,114
Uh, I, um [clears throat]

1785
01:10:22,252 --> 01:10:23,426
Okay.

1786
01:10:23,564 --> 01:10:25,359
[Dort whimpering]

1787
01:10:25,497 --> 01:10:27,257
- Dort?
- Dort?

1788
01:10:27,395 --> 01:10:29,328
[Dort grunting]

1789
01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:33,125
- [metallic thud]
- [cat yowls] -Dort!

1790
01:10:33,263 --> 01:10:34,402
- Uh, uh
- Hmm?

1791
01:10:34,540 --> 01:10:36,162
Buddies.
[speaks Minionese] Dort.

1792
01:10:36,301 --> 01:10:37,474
Y tú. Helpa Henry!

1793
01:10:37,612 --> 01:10:38,993
Huh? Helpa Henry?

1794
01:10:39,131 --> 01:10:41,271
Sí, helpa Henry!

1795
01:10:41,409 --> 01:10:42,686
[growls] Buddies!

1796
01:10:42,824 --> 01:10:45,586
- Helpa Henry!
- [shouting in Minionese]

1797
01:10:45,724 --> 01:10:48,589
[panicked screaming]

1798
01:10:51,937 --> 01:10:53,973
[woman grunting]

1799
01:10:54,111 --> 01:10:55,423
[yells]

1800
01:10:55,561 --> 01:10:57,080
[laughing maniacally]

1801
01:10:57,218 --> 01:10:59,496
- [woman grunting]
- [continues laughing]

1802
01:11:00,394 --> 01:11:01,947
[distorted Klaxon horn honking]

1803
01:11:04,018 --> 01:11:06,745
- [panicked screaming]
- [Henry yelling]

1804
01:11:06,883 --> 01:11:08,367
[tires screech]

1805
01:11:09,195 --> 01:11:12,406
On my command, prepare to fire!

1806
01:11:12,544 --> 01:11:14,753
[growling]

1807
01:11:14,891 --> 01:11:15,823
And, uh

1808
01:11:15,961 --> 01:11:20,137
- [deep bellowing]
- [screaming]

1809
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:22,623
Fall back! Fall back!

1810
01:11:24,866 --> 01:11:26,730
[panting] Huh?

1811
01:11:26,868 --> 01:11:27,973
[growls]

1812
01:11:29,699 --> 01:11:32,495
[laughing, hooting]

1813
01:11:35,256 --> 01:11:36,706
- [laughing] Uh.
- Ooh. Uh.

1814
01:11:36,844 --> 01:11:39,778
- Uh, uh, uh, uh
- [metallic clanging]

1815
01:11:39,916 --> 01:11:41,642
Hmph. [growls]

1816
01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:43,368
Meow.

1817
01:11:43,506 --> 01:11:44,748
[grunting]

1818
01:11:44,886 --> 01:11:46,854
[smacks lips, laughs maniacally]

1819
01:11:46,992 --> 01:11:49,235
[speaking Minionese]

1820
01:11:49,374 --> 01:11:51,341
[cheering, yelling]

1821
01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:53,101
DEBBIE:
Wait, wait, wait! Slow down!

1822
01:11:53,239 --> 01:11:55,103
- [Minions panting]
- Dort!

1823
01:11:56,139 --> 01:11:58,072
DEBBIE:
Where are we going? [yells]

1824
01:11:58,210 --> 01:11:59,694
[panting]

1825
01:11:59,832 --> 01:12:01,972
- [door slams shut]
- Dort!

1826
01:12:02,110 --> 01:12:03,284
Opena!

1827
01:12:03,422 --> 01:12:05,390
[Dick grunting]

1828
01:12:06,183 --> 01:12:07,323
Huh?

1829
01:12:07,461 --> 01:12:09,842
- [high-pitched whirring]
- [exclaims]

1830
01:12:11,016 --> 01:12:13,501
[shouting in Minionese]

1831
01:12:14,399 --> 01:12:15,745
- [speaks Minionese]
- [yelps]

1832
01:12:15,883 --> 01:12:18,403
- [panting, speaks Minionese]
- [screams]

1833
01:12:19,231 --> 01:12:20,612
[grunts] Phew.

1834
01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:22,130
- Hey, what are you doing?
- [grunting] Ouch! Ouch!

1835
01:12:22,268 --> 01:12:24,063
- Get out of here, you weirdo.
- Ouch! [screams]

1836
01:12:24,201 --> 01:12:27,032
[panicked panting]

1837
01:12:27,170 --> 01:12:28,240
[muffled grunts]

1838
01:12:28,378 --> 01:12:29,862
[screaming]

1839
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,450
[yelling]

1840
01:12:31,588 --> 01:12:33,901
[muffled yelling]

1841
01:12:34,039 --> 01:12:35,558
[laughs] Henry.

1842
01:12:35,696 --> 01:12:37,249
So I guess this is the end.

1843
01:12:37,387 --> 01:12:39,493
Irene, finish him!

1844
01:12:39,631 --> 01:12:41,322
HENRY:
Huh? [stammering]

1845
01:12:41,460 --> 01:12:42,910
[gasping]

1846
01:12:43,945 --> 01:12:45,947
Oh!

1847
01:12:47,570 --> 01:12:49,917
- [tires screeching]
- No, no, no, no, no!

1848
01:12:52,644 --> 01:12:55,578
[screaming]

1849
01:12:55,716 --> 01:12:57,096
[muffled grunt]

1850
01:12:57,234 --> 01:12:58,408
Henry!

1851
01:12:58,546 --> 01:13:00,755
- [growls]
- [tires screeching]

1852
01:13:02,343 --> 01:13:05,484
[shouting in Minionese]

1853
01:13:05,622 --> 01:13:07,866
[burbling]

1854
01:13:08,004 --> 01:13:10,455
- [engine puttering]
- Huh?

1855
01:13:18,048 --> 01:13:19,153
[grunts]

1856
01:13:24,572 --> 01:13:26,332
- [electrical crackling]
- Ah, no!

1857
01:13:26,471 --> 01:13:28,231
[speaking Minionese]

1858
01:13:28,369 --> 01:13:30,578
[muffled grunting]

1859
01:13:31,510 --> 01:13:33,719
[muffled grunting continues]

1860
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:39,794
Ah [speaking Minionese]

1861
01:13:41,037 --> 01:13:43,419
- [speaking Minionese angrily]
- [switch clicking]

1862
01:13:45,213 --> 01:13:47,008
Ah [sighs]

1863
01:13:47,146 --> 01:13:48,044
[screams]

1864
01:13:48,182 --> 01:13:51,185
[both screaming]

1865
01:13:52,186 --> 01:13:53,498
Huh? Henry!

1866
01:13:53,636 --> 01:13:54,913
- [laughing]
- James!

1867
01:13:55,051 --> 01:13:56,432
- BOTH: Toot, toot!
- [Klaxon horn honking]

1868
01:13:56,570 --> 01:13:58,330
- [both laughing]
- [engine puttering]

1869
01:13:58,468 --> 01:14:00,608
- GREG: Minions!
- Huh?

1870
01:14:00,746 --> 01:14:02,576
- GOOMI: What?
- [shouting in Minionese]

1871
01:14:02,714 --> 01:14:04,647
[continues shouting
in Minionese]

1872
01:14:04,785 --> 01:14:07,166
Mm, piñata!

1873
01:14:07,304 --> 01:14:09,065
[grunts, speaks Minionese]

1874
01:14:10,100 --> 01:14:11,136
Huh?

1875
01:14:12,275 --> 01:14:13,379
[grunts weakly]

1876
01:14:13,518 --> 01:14:15,209
[shouting in Minionese]

1877
01:14:15,347 --> 01:14:17,556
[grunting]

1878
01:14:18,764 --> 01:14:20,766
[shouting in Minionese]

1879
01:14:20,904 --> 01:14:22,285
Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!

1880
01:14:22,423 --> 01:14:23,389
Click! Click! Click?

1881
01:14:23,528 --> 01:14:24,943
[growls, shouts in Minionese]

1882
01:14:25,081 --> 01:14:26,254
Yah! Yah!

1883
01:14:26,392 --> 01:14:28,015
[shouts in Minionese]

1884
01:14:28,153 --> 01:14:29,361
[hammer squeaks]

1885
01:14:29,499 --> 01:14:31,708
[shouting in Minionese]

1886
01:14:34,746 --> 01:14:36,333
- [buzzing]
- [laughing]

1887
01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:37,921
[snapping]

1888
01:14:38,059 --> 01:14:39,129
Ow!

1889
01:14:39,267 --> 01:14:40,855
[groaning]

1890
01:14:42,305 --> 01:14:44,963
[speaks Minionese] Bazooka!

1891
01:14:47,137 --> 01:14:48,553
[grunts]

1892
01:14:50,071 --> 01:14:51,245
[grunts]

1893
01:14:51,383 --> 01:14:53,558
[muffled explosions]

1894
01:14:58,217 --> 01:15:00,806
[low bellowing]

1895
01:15:00,944 --> 01:15:03,499
[Minions cheering]

1896
01:15:03,637 --> 01:15:05,052
[gasps] James!

1897
01:15:05,190 --> 01:15:07,364
Looka, looka!
[speaks Minionese]

1898
01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:09,366
Go, go, go!

1899
01:15:09,505 --> 01:15:11,230
[grunts, speaks Minionese]

1900
01:15:11,368 --> 01:15:12,438
[laughing]

1901
01:15:12,577 --> 01:15:15,027
[cheering, laughing]

1902
01:15:15,165 --> 01:15:17,167
[burbling]

1903
01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:19,238
[Minions gasping]

1904
01:15:19,376 --> 01:15:21,517
[stammering, whimpering]

1905
01:15:26,418 --> 01:15:28,282
HENRY:
Oh!

1906
01:15:28,420 --> 01:15:30,595
[shouting in Minionese]

1907
01:15:32,666 --> 01:15:33,908
[Minions yelling]

1908
01:15:34,046 --> 01:15:36,221
[James and Henry grunting]

1909
01:15:37,049 --> 01:15:39,086
[Goomi laughing maniacally]

1910
01:15:39,224 --> 01:15:41,778
Good game, fellas,
but it's over.

1911
01:15:41,916 --> 01:15:44,540
Irene, take 'em all down!

1912
01:15:44,678 --> 01:15:46,472
[Goomi laughing]

1913
01:15:46,611 --> 01:15:48,716
[panicked shouting]

1914
01:15:48,854 --> 01:15:50,718
[whimpering]

1915
01:15:50,856 --> 01:15:53,031
[bellowing]

1916
01:15:53,169 --> 01:15:54,550
Uh, James.

1917
01:15:54,688 --> 01:15:56,655
[whimpering, yelps]

1918
01:15:59,209 --> 01:16:00,348
[bellowing]

1919
01:16:00,486 --> 01:16:02,143
[electrical crackling,
electronic whooping]

1920
01:16:02,281 --> 01:16:04,042
MINIONS:
Huh?

1921
01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:06,700
Ah, ah, what's happening?
Who dares?

1922
01:16:06,838 --> 01:16:09,047
[electronic whooping]

1923
01:16:10,635 --> 01:16:12,844
I am Dort!

1924
01:16:12,982 --> 01:16:15,018
[Minions cheering]

1925
01:16:15,156 --> 01:16:15,950
Bravo!

1926
01:16:16,088 --> 01:16:19,229
Call off your attack, or else.

1927
01:16:19,367 --> 01:16:21,715
Oh, yeah? Or else, what?

1928
01:16:21,853 --> 01:16:23,579
We've got Irene!

1929
01:16:23,717 --> 01:16:25,063
Agreed.

1930
01:16:25,201 --> 01:16:28,066
But I've got

1931
01:16:28,204 --> 01:16:30,758
Minions!

1932
01:16:30,896 --> 01:16:32,277
[Dick laughing]

1933
01:16:32,415 --> 01:16:33,830
Piñata!

1934
01:16:33,968 --> 01:16:35,867
[Minions shouting]

1935
01:16:38,559 --> 01:16:41,044
[screaming]

1936
01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:44,910
[panting, screaming]

1937
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:50,675
[deep bellowing]

1938
01:16:50,813 --> 01:16:53,022
[screaming, grunting]

1939
01:16:56,404 --> 01:16:58,027
[yelling]

1940
01:16:59,684 --> 01:17:01,271
[Dick laughing]

1941
01:17:01,409 --> 01:17:02,997
[grunting]

1942
01:17:03,135 --> 01:17:04,240
[gagging]

1943
01:17:04,378 --> 01:17:06,138
[speaking Minionese]

1944
01:17:06,276 --> 01:17:07,588
Uh, no.

1945
01:17:07,726 --> 01:17:08,727
- [grunting, gasps]
- [chicken squawks]

1946
01:17:08,865 --> 01:17:11,143
[speaking Minionese angrily]

1947
01:17:11,281 --> 01:17:12,558
- [screams]
- [spring boings]

1948
01:17:12,697 --> 01:17:14,388
[muffled shouting]

1949
01:17:14,526 --> 01:17:17,046
[panting, sighing]

1950
01:17:17,184 --> 01:17:17,909
Ah

1951
01:17:18,047 --> 01:17:19,186
BOTH:
Kanpai!

1952
01:17:19,324 --> 01:17:20,670
[grunting]

1953
01:17:20,808 --> 01:17:24,847
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,
pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!

1954
01:17:25,779 --> 01:17:27,988
[deep bellowing]

1955
01:17:31,923 --> 01:17:34,891
[weapons whirring]

1956
01:17:38,274 --> 01:17:40,897
♪ ♪

1957
01:17:46,558 --> 01:17:48,560
[Howard and Phillips crying]

1958
01:17:48,698 --> 01:17:51,080
GOOMI [sobbing]:
Irene!

1959
01:17:51,977 --> 01:17:53,289
JAMES:
Hey, Goomi!

1960
01:17:53,427 --> 01:17:54,462
Huh?

1961
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,913
[sighs, speaks Minionese]

1962
01:17:58,501 --> 01:17:59,951
- Huh?
- GOOMI: Oh, no.

1963
01:18:00,089 --> 01:18:01,711
- No, no. No, no, no, no.
- [Phillips and Howard gasping]

1964
01:18:01,849 --> 01:18:02,781
No, no, no, no!

1965
01:18:02,919 --> 01:18:05,163
Undo la spella.

1966
01:18:05,301 --> 01:18:07,648
- Command-Zed!
- [screams]

1967
01:18:07,786 --> 01:18:09,029
Run for it, boys!

1968
01:18:09,167 --> 01:18:11,238
JAMES:
Undo!

1969
01:18:11,376 --> 01:18:13,689
[panting, screaming]

1970
01:18:13,827 --> 01:18:15,760
[panicked shouting]

1971
01:18:15,898 --> 01:18:18,728
JAMES:
Command-Zed!

1972
01:18:18,866 --> 01:18:22,180
Don't you dare lock me
in there again, or I'm gonna

1973
01:18:24,009 --> 01:18:26,322
[Minions laughing and cheering]

1974
01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:30,222
[laughs] Dick!

1975
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:31,396
Tú le besta.

1976
01:18:31,534 --> 01:18:33,053
No, Greg. Tú le besta.

1977
01:18:33,191 --> 01:18:35,365
- DICK: Ah. Oh!
- [laughing]

1978
01:18:36,332 --> 01:18:37,471
[laughing]

1979
01:18:37,609 --> 01:18:38,575
Oh.

1980
01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:40,474
[crying]

1981
01:18:40,612 --> 01:18:42,925
DEBBIE:
Dort! Dort!

1982
01:18:44,340 --> 01:18:46,066
Oh, Debbie!

1983
01:18:47,170 --> 01:18:48,482
OLIVIA:
<i>Yes, indeed.</i>

1984
01:18:48,620 --> 01:18:51,865
<i>The day and Earth itself
was saved.</i>

1985
01:18:52,003 --> 01:18:53,590
<i>All was right in the world.</i>

1986
01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:54,695
[Minions gasp]

1987
01:18:54,833 --> 01:18:56,283
<i>And get this.</i>

1988
01:18:56,421 --> 01:18:58,872
- <i>Ed had never stopped filming.</i>
- [camera rattling]

1989
01:18:59,010 --> 01:19:00,874
[Henry and James cheering]

1990
01:19:01,012 --> 01:19:02,876
[laughing]

1991
01:19:03,014 --> 01:19:04,429
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

1992
01:19:04,567 --> 01:19:06,258
[laughing]

1993
01:19:07,052 --> 01:19:10,090
OLIVIA: <i>And so,
after months of hard work,</i>

1994
01:19:10,228 --> 01:19:12,817
<i>and with the help
of all of his buddies,</i>

1995
01:19:12,955 --> 01:19:15,647
<i>James had made his dream
come true.</i>

1996
01:19:15,785 --> 01:19:18,719
<i>He had done it.</i>

1997
01:19:18,857 --> 01:19:21,860
<i>He had finally made his movie.</i>

1998
01:19:25,346 --> 01:19:27,901
[Minions laughing over speakers]

1999
01:19:28,729 --> 01:19:30,317
<i>And let me tell you,</i>

2000
01:19:30,455 --> 01:19:34,183
<i>watching the movie play
with a theater full of people,</i>

2001
01:19:34,321 --> 01:19:38,083
<i>there was truly nothing better.</i>

2002
01:19:38,221 --> 01:19:40,430
- [cheering and applause]
- [chanting]: James! James!

2003
01:19:40,568 --> 01:19:41,742
James! James!

2004
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:45,435
James! James!
James! James! James!

2005
01:19:45,573 --> 01:19:47,955
[cheering and applause continue]

2006
01:19:48,956 --> 01:19:51,269
Bank you. Bank you a tutti.

2007
01:19:51,407 --> 01:19:52,822
Bank you.

2008
01:19:53,685 --> 01:19:55,204
Bank you.

2009
01:19:55,342 --> 01:19:56,964
Bravo!

2010
01:19:57,102 --> 01:19:59,415
I'm so proud of you, James!

2011
01:19:59,553 --> 01:20:00,657
Oh, xiè xie.

2012
01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:02,107
DORT:
Fantastic work, Minions.

2013
01:20:02,245 --> 01:20:04,592
That was incredible.

2014
01:20:04,730 --> 01:20:06,698
Fun for the whole family.

2015
01:20:06,836 --> 01:20:08,734
[speaks Minionese]

2016
01:20:08,873 --> 01:20:13,809
OLIVIA: <i>And the evening just
kept getting better and better.</i>

2017
01:20:14,706 --> 01:20:16,259
Uh

2018
01:20:18,434 --> 01:20:20,505
[gasps] Uh.

2019
01:20:20,643 --> 01:20:22,921
[laughs] Whoo-hoo-hoo!

2020
01:20:23,059 --> 01:20:24,820
- [laughing]
- Bank you, Henry.

2021
01:20:24,958 --> 01:20:26,407
[both laughing]

2022
01:20:27,374 --> 01:20:28,962
♪ ♪

2023
01:20:29,100 --> 01:20:30,618
[cheering wildly]

2024
01:20:30,756 --> 01:20:33,380
OLIVIA: <i>Oh, was it
a glorious, beautiful moment</i>

2025
01:20:33,518 --> 01:20:36,279
<i>that none of them
would ever forget.</i>

2026
01:20:36,417 --> 01:20:37,142
[Dick sobbing]

2027
01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:39,213
<i>They had done it.</i>

2028
01:20:39,351 --> 01:20:43,286
<i>The Minions had achieved
success in the face of adversity.</i>

2029
01:20:43,424 --> 01:20:45,668
And even though
it took a long time

2030
01:20:45,806 --> 01:20:49,845
and it wasn't always easy,
they came out on top.

2031
01:20:49,983 --> 01:20:51,570
As a group.

2032
01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:53,296
As a tribe.

2033
01:20:53,434 --> 01:20:55,126
As friends.

2034
01:20:55,264 --> 01:20:57,438
ATTENDEES:
Aw!

2035
01:20:58,336 --> 01:20:59,509
- Cut!
- [stage bell ringing]

2036
01:20:59,647 --> 01:21:01,753
The movie is finito!
Bank you, toda!

2037
01:21:01,891 --> 01:21:03,651
Bank you!

2038
01:21:03,789 --> 01:21:05,964
- [cheering, happy chattering]
- ["Hooray for Hollywood" plays]

2039
01:21:06,102 --> 01:21:07,310
Hey, hey.

2040
01:21:07,448 --> 01:21:09,450
- Bank you!
- DORT: Way to go, Minions.

2041
01:21:09,588 --> 01:21:11,901
- Ooh, hey! ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!
- [thudding footsteps]

2042
01:21:12,039 --> 01:21:13,178
[yelps]

2043
01:21:13,316 --> 01:21:15,974
- HENRY: Hey!
- [Cyclops laughing]

2044
01:21:16,112 --> 01:21:17,803
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

2045
01:21:17,942 --> 01:21:19,598
[children laughing]

2046
01:21:19,736 --> 01:21:21,877
[Minions shouting happily]

2047
01:21:22,015 --> 01:21:23,292
[speaking Minionese]

2048
01:21:23,430 --> 01:21:24,741
- Thank you.
- [cork pops]

2049
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,157
- [Henry and James laughing]
- Whoo!

2050
01:21:26,295 --> 01:21:27,917
[James speaks Minionese]

2051
01:21:28,055 --> 01:21:29,885
- Hey. [chuckles]
- Come here, come here.

2052
01:21:30,023 --> 01:21:32,197
[speaks Minionese, laughs]

2053
01:21:32,335 --> 01:21:34,372
[Henry speaking Minionese]

2054
01:21:34,510 --> 01:21:35,752
Bank you, Floyd!

2055
01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:37,547
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

2056
01:21:37,685 --> 01:21:38,686
- Aw.
- [laughing]

2057
01:21:38,824 --> 01:21:40,171
[Minionese baby talk]

2058
01:21:40,309 --> 01:21:42,898
- Eh, James, tapioca?
- [laughing]

2059
01:21:43,036 --> 01:21:45,762
- Tapioca.
- Credits!

2060
01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:48,110
♪ ♪

2061
01:22:05,610 --> 01:22:06,922
STUART:
Ooh.

2062
01:22:07,060 --> 01:22:09,269
- [laughing]
- Eh.

2063
01:22:09,407 --> 01:22:11,685
- [dog sniffing]
- STUART: Hey, hey, Mini Boss.

2064
01:22:11,823 --> 01:22:12,893
[chuckles]

2065
01:22:13,031 --> 01:22:15,171
[speaking foreign language]

2066
01:22:16,138 --> 01:22:18,071
- [barks, snarls]
- [screaming]

2067
01:22:18,209 --> 01:22:21,039
- [snarling]
- [Stuart and Kevin laughing]

2068
01:22:21,177 --> 01:22:22,558
- [snarling continues]
- [yelping]

2069
01:22:22,696 --> 01:22:25,078
- [Gru and Minions screaming]
- [snarling]

2070
01:22:25,216 --> 01:22:27,459
♪ ♪

2071
01:22:35,502 --> 01:22:38,919
[speaking foreign language]

2072
01:22:39,057 --> 01:22:40,956
[gasping]

2073
01:22:42,026 --> 01:22:43,717
[echoing]:
Whoa!

2074
01:22:43,855 --> 01:22:45,167
Bello?

2075
01:22:45,305 --> 01:22:47,100
Stuart, helpa con la booka.

2076
01:22:47,238 --> 01:22:49,654
Uh [speaking foreign language]

2077
01:22:50,379 --> 01:22:51,794
[Dr. Nefario yelling]

2078
01:22:51,932 --> 01:22:54,107
[speaking foreign language]

2079
01:22:55,556 --> 01:22:57,524
Ah, uh, uh [speaking Minionese]

2080
01:22:57,662 --> 01:22:59,250
[grunting]

2081
01:22:59,388 --> 01:23:00,699
- Ow! Ow! Ooh!
- [squeaking]

2082
01:23:00,837 --> 01:23:03,081
- Stop! Hey, stop it!
- [Minions laughing]

2083
01:23:03,944 --> 01:23:06,119
♪ ♪

2084
01:23:14,403 --> 01:23:15,335
Eh?

2085
01:23:15,473 --> 01:23:17,751
[speaking foreign language]

2086
01:23:19,166 --> 01:23:21,099
- Uh
- [speaking Minionese]

2087
01:23:21,237 --> 01:23:23,688
Ah. [speaking foreign language]

2088
01:23:25,069 --> 01:23:26,760
♪ ♪

2089
01:23:26,898 --> 01:23:28,831
[laughing]

2090
01:23:28,969 --> 01:23:30,936
[laughing, shouting happily]

2091
01:23:31,075 --> 01:23:33,284
[lighthearted music playing]

2092
01:23:34,630 --> 01:23:37,909
[dramatic orchestra music plays
and choir sings]

2093
01:23:38,047 --> 01:23:40,256
[lighthearted music resumes]

2094
01:23:41,533 --> 01:23:43,604
[laughing]

2095
01:23:43,742 --> 01:23:45,054
Ooh, looka, looka!

2096
01:23:45,192 --> 01:23:47,056
[speaking foreign language]

2097
01:23:47,194 --> 01:23:48,575
- [deep growling]
- [gasping]

2098
01:23:48,713 --> 01:23:49,645
[laughing]

2099
01:23:49,783 --> 01:23:51,267
[bellowing]

2100
01:23:51,405 --> 01:23:53,131
[shouting happily, laughing]

2101
01:23:53,269 --> 01:23:54,891
Come here, come here!
[speaks Minionese]

2102
01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:57,273
- [giggling]
- [deep laughter]

2103
01:23:58,067 --> 01:24:00,242
♪ ♪

2104
01:24:08,353 --> 01:24:09,630
[laughing]

2105
01:24:09,768 --> 01:24:12,185
[speaking foreign language]
Kitty Gru!

2106
01:24:13,186 --> 01:24:14,221
Rawr.

2107
01:24:14,359 --> 01:24:16,706
[laughing]

2108
01:24:16,844 --> 01:24:19,882
[speaking foreign language]
Sheepy Gru!

2109
01:24:20,020 --> 01:24:21,021
Baa [grunts]

2110
01:24:21,159 --> 01:24:22,229
[laughing]

2111
01:24:22,367 --> 01:24:23,679
Ooh, ooh. [speaks Minionese]

2112
01:24:23,817 --> 01:24:26,302
[speaking foreign language]
Penguin Gru!

2113
01:24:27,269 --> 01:24:29,305
- [squawks]
- [laughing]

2114
01:24:29,443 --> 01:24:32,032
[speaking foreign language]
Piggy Gru!

2115
01:24:32,170 --> 01:24:33,137
[oinks]

2116
01:24:33,275 --> 01:24:35,139
[laughing]

2117
01:24:35,277 --> 01:24:36,864
[speaking Minionese]

2118
01:24:37,002 --> 01:24:38,866
[clears throat]

2119
01:24:39,004 --> 01:24:40,282
[laughs sheepishly]

2120
01:24:40,420 --> 01:24:42,077
[speaks foreign language]

2121
01:24:43,630 --> 01:24:45,528
[screaming]

2122
01:24:46,667 --> 01:24:48,842
- [laughing]
- [oinking]

2123
01:24:48,980 --> 01:24:51,189
♪ ♪

2124
01:25:20,943 --> 01:25:23,152
♪ ♪

2125
01:25:52,699 --> 01:25:54,735
♪ ♪

2126
01:26:24,006 --> 01:26:26,215
♪ ♪

2127
01:26:41,851 --> 01:26:43,888
♪ ♪

2128
01:26:56,418 --> 01:26:58,627
♪ ♪

2129
01:27:28,277 --> 01:27:30,486
♪ ♪

2130
01:28:00,827 --> 01:28:02,863
♪ ♪

2131
01:28:22,158 --> 01:28:24,368
[soprano singing aria]

2132
01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:56,089
[soprano continues singing]

2133
01:29:26,430 --> 01:29:28,639
[soprano continues singing]

2134
01:29:34,299 --> 01:29:36,509
[carrying note]

2135
01:29:45,552 --> 01:29:47,761
[voice squeaking,
note continues off-key]

2136
01:29:50,177 --> 01:29:52,352
- [Minion coughing hoarsely]
- [music ends]

2137
01:29:52,490 --> 01:29:53,940
[sighs heavily]


